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Portland Mayor Keith Wilson was giving a TV interview proudly describing how 5 more Planned Parenthood centers will be completed by the end of the month with a room addition for child transitioning along with the main building that served as an abortion center, and then followed up with another Charlie Kirk joke when he spontaneously caught on fire.
"Did he just catch fire!!!!" screamed a journalist.
"Hell yea!!!" cried another journalist. "It is almost as if Satan simply was unable to wait for them to die, so instead of them dying and going to hell, it appears hell has come to them. It's the damndest thing!"
Fires are now raging in Blue cities across the country for the first time without any "mostly peaceful" Left wing protesting.
No word yet on whether or not ABC will drop Jimmy Kimmel's show once again due to him writhing in hell fire agony 24/7. However, there is some speculation that if he does continue to do the show, it might actually be a little humorous this time.
More to come.
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