Democratic nominee for attorney general Jay Jones to be replaced by Kamala Harris

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The democrat party has decided to replace their attorney general nominee, Jay Jones, with Kamala Harris after Jay Jones had sent threatening messages regarding assassinating his political the Virginian House Speaker Todd Gilbert saying, “Three people, two bullets. Gilbert, Hitler, and pol pot,” Jones wrote. “Gilbert gets two bullets to the head.” He then later threatened his children with violence as well.

However, this is the speculated reason why Kamala Harris is replacing Jay Jones as the DNC has not publicly given a reason as of yet. "We just looked at the poll numbers and thought it might be best to put Kamala in the race", said DNC Chairman Ken Martin. "Jay is a fine candidate and family man, but Kamala is polling higher and meets all the qualifications being a black woman, with a good set of hair and teeth".

"I just want to thank the DNC for my appointment to be the Vice President governor of Virginia", said Kamala Harris. "The reason I have been appointed for the job is that Virginia needs a new political culture. For you see, culture is — it is a reflection of our moment in our time, right? And in present culture is the way we express how we’re feeling about the moment, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha” said Harris while nervously laughing.

No word yet on whether Trump will put Todd Gilbert into a fascist Nazi witness protection program, along with his Hitler youth children.

More on news at 11.

 

[1srelluc]

Too late, voting in Virginia started near two weeks ago.....I guess Cumswalla could be written in.

Of course I voted against Jones. I knew he was a dick (Dime Store Obama) even before the texts came out.

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

Virginia is a bright blue left wing state
But the Democrats are trying to market Jones and Spamberger as moderates

 

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