Delta Offers Coulter Wing Seat on Any Plane
>> “If we had known that you’d blow up our mentions and electronically harass and stalk another passenger over a matter of thirty dollars,” a letter to Coulter from the Delta executive board reads, “We wouldn’t have taken your money for the larger seat, and instead would have suggested you fly in a crate in the belly of the plane with the rest of the non-human passengers. But we want to try one more olive branch in an attempt to soothe your clearly delicate sensibilities.”
Delta will offer Coulter a free, irrevocable seat on the wing of any plane in their fleet.
“You’ll have all the room you need to stretch those extra long legs of yours,” Delta’s letter states, “and maybe you won’t get cramps before the Kentucky Derby or Preakness next time around! Sounds like a win-win situation for you, and our other passengers who book flights with us expecting to not have to deal with a braying mule for the duration of the flight.”
.... “We’d have thought that a big, bestselling author like you would have no problem springing for a First Class ticket,” the letter states, “but then again, if you’re this concerned over an extra thirty bucks, even when you’re offered a seat in the same row with the same amount of room, then maybe you’re not all that successful an author after all? It’s either that or you’re a cheap skate and an entitled succubus. <<
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>> “If we had known that you’d blow up our mentions and electronically harass and stalk another passenger over a matter of thirty dollars,” a letter to Coulter from the Delta executive board reads, “We wouldn’t have taken your money for the larger seat, and instead would have suggested you fly in a crate in the belly of the plane with the rest of the non-human passengers. But we want to try one more olive branch in an attempt to soothe your clearly delicate sensibilities.”
Delta will offer Coulter a free, irrevocable seat on the wing of any plane in their fleet.
“You’ll have all the room you need to stretch those extra long legs of yours,” Delta’s letter states, “and maybe you won’t get cramps before the Kentucky Derby or Preakness next time around! Sounds like a win-win situation for you, and our other passengers who book flights with us expecting to not have to deal with a braying mule for the duration of the flight.”
.... “We’d have thought that a big, bestselling author like you would have no problem springing for a First Class ticket,” the letter states, “but then again, if you’re this concerned over an extra thirty bucks, even when you’re offered a seat in the same row with the same amount of room, then maybe you’re not all that successful an author after all? It’s either that or you’re a cheap skate and an entitled succubus. <<