Defiant Obama to fight warming and terror - with sunscreen

[longknife]

The Five-Sided Puzzle Palace and Foggy Bottom have come up with a new weapon to be deployed in the Middle East. It is called OBAMA-TONE and is the strongest sunscreen repellant known to man. They are going to drop tens of thousands of bottles into ISIS so the jihadis will lay down their arms to apply the lotion.

Voila! A huge win without bloodshed.

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[CrusaderFrank]

Fight ISIS, keep your tires properly inflated