Deep Thoughts

[Zoom-boing]

If a mime gets shot in a forest, and no one is around, does he still make a death rattle???

Mimes should be shot on site, no need to drag them to a forest.

 

[hortysir]

Would the gun make a sound?

 

[Zoom-boing]

Would the gun make a sound?

 

[Shadow]

If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?

 

[Montrovant]

Why do people say 'PIN number' and not 'PI number'?

 

[Foxfyre]

So it's bedtime but ponder this. . . .

that statistically, six out of seven dwarves are not Happy.

 

[Ernie S.]

what if there were no such thing as a hypothetical situation?

 

[waltky]

by possum...

Ya can't trust a cat...

... right when ya think dey's yer buddy...

... dey'll smack ya onna nose.

 

[Shadow]

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

 

[Ringel05]

Why are there "Do not use in the shower" warning labels on hair driers? Blonds?

 

[editec]

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?

I think hemmoroids ought to be called Wrecktums, personally.

Sadly for Anglo-word lovers the world over, the PUNisment police wouldn't allow it.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Why do they refer to political affiliations as "Parties" ?

I've never seen a reason to celebrate them.

 

[hortysir]

Do we call it a 'roach clip' because 'pot holder' was already taken?