Dating Showstoppers

[rightwinger]

Heard this topic on the radio the other day
Haven’t dated in many, many years but

For me….

1. Someone who doesn’t like my dog or the dog doesn’t like them. If it comes down to the two of you, you lose

2. Smoking: Don’t like the smell or kissing someone who smokes

3. Someone who is rude to waiters or service people. Shows a lot about your character

4. Tattoos: Used to be a showstopper but now will accept a well done tattoo in an appropriate place. Won’t take sleeve tattoos or tattoos on the hands, neck or face

5. Profanity: I enjoy a well timed F Bomb but if your vocabulary is made up mostly of four letter words…move on

6. Spends too much time in front of a mirror

 

[sparky]

At the risk of revealing my red neck any brighter that it already appears,,,,,,,, a woman who is...

~not a bad shot
~can dress out a critter
~knows a few game recipes the flatlanders think is stew
~has a favorite skinny dip place few can find

~S~

 

[Crepitus]

4. Tattoos: Used to be a showstopper but now will accept a well done tattoo in an appropriate place. Won’t take sleeve tattoos or tattoos on the hands, neck or face

Well shit, I guess I'm not your type.

LOL

 

[Arlette]

A guy gotta be smart, funny and handsome. That criteria eliminates MAGAs.

 

[sparky]

Well shit, I guess I'm not your type.

lol, well you could fix yerself up a tad Crep....... ~S~

 

[fncceo]

Spends too much time in front of a mirror

Is there such a thing as “too much” mirror time?

 

[luiza]

Well shit, I guess I'm not your type.

LOL

We are talking about real life people , De Crappy .
Not airy fairy low IQ scribble -farts like you .

It's people like you who give our species a bad name ,

 

[hjmick]

At the risk of revealing my red neck any brighter that it already appears,,,,,,,, a woman who is...

~not a bad shot
~can dress out a critter
~knows a few game recipes the flatlanders think is stew
~has a favorite skinny dip place few can find

~S~

Is your name Clampett by any chance?

 

[sparky]

beverly hibbilies

Is your name Clampett by any chance?

lol, i'll never confess Hj......

~S~

 

[Crepitus]

lol, well you could fix yerself up a tad Crep....... ~S~

Do you have any idea how much trouble it would be to remove all these tattoos?

 

[braalian]

1. Someone who doesn’t like my dog or the dog doesn’t like them. If it comes down to the two of you, you lose

Agreed. I can understand not wanting to have a dog. I live in a third floor apartment and work 12-hour shifts, it'd be too much work. But just flat out not liking dogs makes no sense to me. They're so loyal.

2. Smoking: Don’t like the smell or kissing someone who smokes

double standard here as I smoke cigars, but a woman who smokes is a big turn off

3. Someone who is rude to waiters or service people. Shows a lot about your character

totally. Never an excuse whatsoever to be rude to servers. Shows a lack of empathy'

4. Tattoos: Used to be a showstopper but now will accept a well done tattoo in an appropriate place. Won’t take sleeve tattoos or tattoos on the hands, neck or face

double standard again, but not a fan of tattoos on women

5. Profanity: I enjoy a well timed F Bomb but if your vocabulary is made up mostly of four letter words…move on

meh, as long as they know when and where not to swear I don't really care

6. Spends too much time in front of a mirror

I guess that's subjective. Working hard and being proud of one's appearance doesn't bother me. Vapidness, ignorance and shallowness bother me. I don't think "Mirror-time" and shallownwess automatically go hand in hand. Shallowness is more about being narrow-minded and incurious

 

[SweetSue92]

Heard this topic on the radio the other day
Haven’t dated in many, many years but

For me….

1. Someone who doesn’t like my dog or the dog doesn’t like them. If it comes down to the two of you, you lose

2. Smoking: Don’t like the smell or kissing someone who smokes

3. Someone who is rude to waiters or service people. Shows a lot about your character

4. Tattoos: Used to be a showstopper but now will accept a well done tattoo in an appropriate place. Won’t take sleeve tattoos or tattoos on the hands, neck or face

5. Profanity: I enjoy a well timed F Bomb but if your vocabulary is made up mostly of four letter words…move on

6. Spends too much time in front of a mirror

Ugh dating. God forbid I lost my husband, first I would never recover, second just no. I don't even remember what it's like and frankly don't want to