Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd...

[Johnney]

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd...

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?
Their last big hit was The Wall.

 

[DKSuddeth]

thats just so wrong....

thats almost as bad as what Christa MacCauliffe's last words in the challenger were.....'what does this button do?'

 

[Johnney]

 

[Jmarie]

That one was just wrong but funny. I guess you have to laugh about it now..

 

[jon_forward]

 

[Jmarie]

the joke i was talking about..

 

[jon_forward]

all is good......had a weak moment

 

[Johnney]

i still trying to figure out what is the big attraction to the sport myself. people pay to see other people go in circles for crying out loud! go to the mall and see that for free

 

[jon_forward]

its kinda like this....a horse race that last all afternoon...lots of noise....babes almost nakie.....and endless kegs of brew...oh yea..and usually lots of sun too... motor heads are everywhere

 

[Johnney]

i dont know, jenn made me watching the daytona 500.... seemed to me to be as exciting as a yawn fest. guess, for me, if it isnt about guns im not too interested

 

[Dan]

Hey, I liked this joke a lot... when I posted it ON THIS VERY BOARD a couple months ago!!!!!!!! :fu2:

J/K, it's all good.

If you like that kinda humor...

Why didn't JFK, Jr. take a shower before he got in the plane?
He figured eventually he'd wash up on the shore.

 

[Dan]

Another one...

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeve after a house fire.

 

[jimnyc]

Originally posted by Dan
Another one...

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeve after a house fire.

I've heard this one quite a few times with quite a few different versions - always funny!

So I'm going to burn in hell, big deal!

 

[Dan]

So I'm going to burn in hell, big deal!

Hey, at least there'll be good jokes, right?

 

[Said1]

Bwaahahahaha, you guys are aweful hehehe hahahah hohoho. Quick, pull my finger