Cute Fruit Period Panties

[Luddly Neddite]

New period panties let you bleed right onto the faces of politicians who don’t support women’s health



By Tara Smith

Posted on April 1, 2016




Thanks to a company called Cute Fruit Undies you can now make a political statement with your unmentionables.


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Thanks to a company called Cute Fruit Undies you can now make a political statement with your unmentionables. The company has come up with line of period underwear called “Bloody Marys” that will absorb a woman’s monthly flow into a fabric picture of a politician known for their inability to absorb relevant-factual information when forwarding legislation about a woman’s body.


The garment features a “blood dumpster” with the face of one of nine politicos including GOP gems such as Donald Trump, Ted Cruz and Sarah Palin. However, if you don’t see one you want, fear not as founder Sarah Palatnik is open to suggestion.



Palatnik’s website states:


“With time we will only be adding more Dumpsters to our collection, so if your least favorite reproductive rights offender isn’t on here yet, they will be soon! (Want to suggest someone particularly horrible? Email cutefruitundies@gmail.com).”


What a thoughtful gift for your GOP (non)-representative.

 

[Publius1787]

New period panties let you bleed right onto the faces of politicians who don’t support women’s health



By Tara Smith

Posted on April 1, 2016




Thanks to a company called Cute Fruit Undies you can now make a political statement with your unmentionables.


Click here for reuse options!
Copyright 2016 DeadState
Image via etsy.com
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Thanks to a company called Cute Fruit Undies you can now make a political statement with your unmentionables. The company has come up with line of period underwear called “Bloody Marys” that will absorb a woman’s monthly flow into a fabric picture of a politician known for their inability to absorb relevant-factual information when forwarding legislation about a woman’s body.


The garment features a “blood dumpster” with the face of one of nine politicos including GOP gems such as Donald Trump, Ted Cruz and Sarah Palin. However, if you don’t see one you want, fear not as founder Sarah Palatnik is open to suggestion.



Palatnik’s website states:


“With time we will only be adding more Dumpsters to our collection, so if your least favorite reproductive rights offender isn’t on here yet, they will be soon! (Want to suggest someone particularly horrible? Email cutefruitundies@gmail.com).”


What a thoughtful gift for your GOP (non)-representative.

Not bad for a group of people who "don't want to be defined by their lady parts." Fail.

 

[Valerie]

 

[Eaglewings]

New period panties let you bleed right onto the faces of politicians who don’t support women’s health



By Tara Smith

Posted on April 1, 2016




Thanks to a company called Cute Fruit Undies you can now make a political statement with your unmentionables.


Click here for reuse options!
Copyright 2016 DeadState
Image via etsy.com
34.7K Shares
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Thanks to a company called Cute Fruit Undies you can now make a political statement with your unmentionables. The company has come up with line of period underwear called “Bloody Marys” that will absorb a woman’s monthly flow into a fabric picture of a politician known for their inability to absorb relevant-factual information when forwarding legislation about a woman’s body.


The garment features a “blood dumpster” with the face of one of nine politicos including GOP gems such as Donald Trump, Ted Cruz and Sarah Palin. However, if you don’t see one you want, fear not as founder Sarah Palatnik is open to suggestion.



Palatnik’s website states:


“With time we will only be adding more Dumpsters to our collection, so if your least favorite reproductive rights offender isn’t on here yet, they will be soon! (Want to suggest someone particularly horrible? Email cutefruitundies@gmail.com).”


What a thoughtful gift for your GOP (non)-representative.

.

 

[shadow355]

Probably one of the most dumbest post ever.

Shadow 355

 

[Sun Devil 92]

Not surprising the moron OP would post this.

We don't agree with you, so we'll put your face on our underwear.

Well, if any of the left-wing morons want to post their parents picture, we can arrange for them to wind up on the back end of the panties...they'll get covered...but not with blood.

 

[The Great Goose]

Blood dumpster. Kinda butch.

 

[TNumber]

Nobody wants to know about your disgusting lady parts. This is why i hate femiNAZIS. Always shoving they're vadgin in everyones face.

 

[Sun Devil 92]

Nobody wants to know about your disgusting lady parts. This is why i hate femiNAZIS. Always shoving they're vadgin in everyones face.

?????

Seems that in today's world....

 

[BlueGin]

Feminists are sure infatuated with their bodily fluids. Bunch of freaks.

 

[BULLDOG]

Not surprising the moron OP would post this.

We don't agree with you, so we'll put your face on our underwear.

Well, if any of the left-wing morons want to post their parents picture, we can arrange for them to wind up on the back end of the panties...they'll get covered...but not with blood.

Of course there is a well documented history of right wingers crapping their pants. See Ted Nugent.

 

[Sun Devil 92]

Not surprising the moron OP would post this.

We don't agree with you, so we'll put your face on our underwear.

Well, if any of the left-wing morons want to post their parents picture, we can arrange for them to wind up on the back end of the panties...they'll get covered...but not with blood.

Of course there is a well documented history of right wingers crapping their pants. See Ted Nugent.

Yes, you can provide those links....right.

One person ? Really ?