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New period panties let you bleed right onto the faces of politicians who don’t support women’s health
By Tara Smith
Posted on April 1, 2016
Thanks to a company called Cute Fruit Undies you can now make a political statement with your unmentionables.
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Thanks to a company called Cute Fruit Undies you can now make a political statement with your unmentionables. The company has come up with line of period underwear called “Bloody Marys” that will absorb a woman’s monthly flow into a fabric picture of a politician known for their inability to absorb relevant-factual information when forwarding legislation about a woman’s body.
The garment features a “blood dumpster” with the face of one of nine politicos including GOP gems such as Donald Trump, Ted Cruz and Sarah Palin. However, if you don’t see one you want, fear not as founder Sarah Palatnik is open to suggestion.
Palatnik’s website states:
“With time we will only be adding more Dumpsters to our collection, so if your least favorite reproductive rights offender isn’t on here yet, they will be soon! (Want to suggest someone particularly horrible? Email [email protected]).”
What a thoughtful gift for your GOP (non)-representative.
By Tara Smith
Posted on April 1, 2016
Thanks to a company called Cute Fruit Undies you can now make a political statement with your unmentionables.
Click here for reuse options!
Copyright 2016 DeadState
Image via etsy.com
34.7K Shares
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Tweet
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Thanks to a company called Cute Fruit Undies you can now make a political statement with your unmentionables. The company has come up with line of period underwear called “Bloody Marys” that will absorb a woman’s monthly flow into a fabric picture of a politician known for their inability to absorb relevant-factual information when forwarding legislation about a woman’s body.
The garment features a “blood dumpster” with the face of one of nine politicos including GOP gems such as Donald Trump, Ted Cruz and Sarah Palin. However, if you don’t see one you want, fear not as founder Sarah Palatnik is open to suggestion.
Palatnik’s website states:
“With time we will only be adding more Dumpsters to our collection, so if your least favorite reproductive rights offender isn’t on here yet, they will be soon! (Want to suggest someone particularly horrible? Email [email protected]).”
What a thoughtful gift for your GOP (non)-representative.