Cranberries suck...

[Big Black Dog]

Thanksgiving is just right around the bend. With that in mind, I would just like to go on record and say CRANBERRIES SUCK. It doesn't matter if it's that jello-looking kind of stuff or the type that has chunks of cranberries embedded into the jello-like mess. If you eat cranberries, you might be prone to doing unnatural sex acts with animals. Come on cranberry haters - let's band together.

 

[Zoom-boing]

I like the cranberries tartness against the sweetness of the yam.

 

[Sheldon]

Cranberry juice is good. Cran-apple is the best combo. But for some reason that cranberry shit my grandma makes for Native American Genocide Commemoration is just nasty. I don't tell her that of course; I just pass it on.