Sometimes, it’s easier to go down a rabbit hole of absurdity rather than take responsibility for your own fact-checking.
But here’s the thing: this moment in America didn’t just happen overnight, y’all. I’m sorry to say that, like my cousin Ray-Bob and public nuisance arrests, America has a bit of a record. It’s important to know our nation’s history, and not just the warm and fuzzy bits, so you don’t get duped by the world’s worst blood-gargling metal band of orange-faced demagogues playing the same old, tired set list of industrial noise, calling it America’s Greatest Hits, and trying to convince you it is sweet, sweet music. Read the Constitution. Read the Bill of Rights. Read history. Our full history. That thing I said about bias? It exists there, too. So educate yourselves about facts like Jim Crow. The Chinese Exclusion Act. The Trail of Tears. Read about our habit of nativism and xenophobia. Read for facts but read also for context and understanding. Read backward in order to move forward, resisters.
The best part? You can find everything you need at your local library. Libraries: serving the resistance since forever. Seriously, libraries are The. Best. Don’t even bother fighting me on this one. You will lose.
You know what, y’all? Just read everything: Newspapers. Books. Comics. Plays. Satire. (Satire is what we used to have for outrageous, good-times laughs before reality started dropping acid on us, and it felt as if we were all working the triage unit of the Reality Tripping Tent at some alt-universe Presidential Coachella. Seriously: Sometimes I’m not convinced Kellyanne Conway isn’t a hallucination left over from the time I took three Motrin for bad cramps at Bible sleep-away camp and kept whispering, “Shh, I am a pillar of salt. Keep running…”)