Confucius say...

[TrinityPower]

Just a fun thread to add your own favorite saying of our pal Confucius....

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

 

[Mr Natural]

Girl who have blonde hair on head have blonde hair, by cracky.

 

[BluePhantom]

Ahhhhh.....passionate kiss like spiders web. Both lead to undoing of fly.

Oh.....woman who fly airplane upside down sure to have hairy crack up.

 

[BluePhantom]

Man who finger mistress on period sure to be caught red handed.

Man who walks through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk.

 

[TrinityPower]

Man who only have one chopstick go hungry

 

[TrinityPower]

Elevator smell different to midget.

 

[BluePhantom]

Woman who go fishing with four men come home with big red snapper.

 

[TrinityPower]

He who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth.

 

[BluePhantom]

Hunter and good lover have much in common. Both go deep in bush and eat what they shoot.

 

[bobcollum]

Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with stinky finger.

 

[TrinityPower]

A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.

 

[TrinityPower]

Man who stick penis in tailpipe have hot rod

 

[BluePhantom]

Life like shit sandwich. The more bread you have the less shit you eat.

 

[TrinityPower]

Wise man never play leap frog with unicorn

 

[bobcollum]

Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

 

[TrinityPower]

Woman who wear jockstrap have make believe ballroom

 

[FRIKSHUN]

Under the bleachers by see more butts!

 

[FRIKSHUN]

Miles and miles of little brown piles by squat n leave it.