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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Local serial killer "Murderin'" Matthew Fallgreen was confronted by police about his latest murder. Luckily, he was ready with an airtight defense, shouting defensively, "Come on, man! That was 4 or 5 days ago!", though cops have confirmed that the murder was actually committed under two days ago.
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'Come On, Man! That Was 4 Or 5 Days Ago!' Says Serial Killer To Police
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Local serial killer "Murderin'" Matthew Fallgreen was confronted by police about his latest murder. Luckily, he was ready with an airtight defense, shouting defensively, "Come on, man! That was 4 or 5 days ago!", though cops have confirmed that the murder was actually committed...
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