Guy, I don't work on cars for a living... Or get my employers put out of business when they fire me for incompetence like yours did.
You're lying again! OK, I figured it out: you're actually a 12 year old and just trolling. Your mother actually drives the Ford.
When you actually get a car, the country of origin is on the Monroney label (the window sticker on all new cars), on the door jamb sticker, and can be gotten from the VIN. (1,4, and 5 are US, 3 is Mexico, 2 is Canada,K is Korea, J is Japan, W is Germany.)
And yeah, I was so bad at wrenching that I made a living doing it for about 15 years, and I still do it regularly. (Helping a friend replace an engine in his Feather Duster soon, in fact.)