CO2 warms the planet like analogies thread

[CrusaderFrank]

CO2 warms the planet like masks stop the spread of Covid

Your turn

 

[Toddsterpatriot]

CO2 warms the planet like ....

Cutting off your dick makes you a chick.

 

[Toddsterpatriot]

CO2 warms the planet like ....

Cutting off your tits makes you a dude.

 

[Leweman]

Covid vaccines stop you from getting covid ... or dying from it ... or spreading it.

 

[1srelluc]

CO2 warms the planet like ....

.....Dems being funny.

 

[ReinyDays]

There's a wide abundance of songs about this:



CO2 warms the planet like nerds getting laid ...

 

[Oddball]

CO2 warms the planet like the left can meme.