Chuck Schumer tragically meets his end in Senate chambers

[Votto]

Chuck Schumer tragically made the mistake of entering Senate chambers during the Ides of March when his fellow democrats became enraged for helping Donald Trump pass his continuing resolution legislation. The first knife jab came from Nancy Pelosi and then from Hakeem Jeffries, followed by AOC finishing him off as he collapsed to the ground. "Democracy is saved!" they yelled together. "We simply cannot have any cohorts who support tyrannical dictators like Schumer", said Nancy Pelosi.

AOC also made an official comment to the media. "Although I condoned this stabbing, in general I really deplore killing. For example, I refuse to buy duck tape. I mean like how many ducks must die for me to have some stupid tape? It just does not seem equitable to me. Speaking of being equitable, can we go kill Trump now or what?"

 

[Concerned American]

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Chuck Schumer tragically made the mistake of entering Senate chambers during the Ides of March when his fellow democrats became enraged for helping Donald Trump pass his continuing resolution legislation. The first knife jab came from Nancy Pelosi and then from Hakeem Jeffries, followed by AOC finishing him off as he collapsed to the ground. "Democracy is saved!" they yelled together. "We simply cannot have any cohorts who support tyrannical dictators like Schumer", said Nancy Pelosi.

AOC also made an official comment to the media. "Although I condoned this stabbing, in general I really deplore killing. For example, I refuse to buy duck tape. I mean like how many ducks must die for me to have some stupid tape? It just does not seem equitable to me. Speaking of being equitable, can we go kill Trump now or what?"

Et tu AOC?

 

[Votto]

Et tu AOC?

"Yes, I ate today, what a stupid question to ask when you are dying."

 

[sealybobo]

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Chuck Schumer tragically made the mistake of entering Senate chambers during the Ides of March when his fellow democrats became enraged for helping Donald Trump pass his continuing resolution legislation. The first knife jab came from Nancy Pelosi and then from Hakeem Jeffries, followed by AOC finishing him off as he collapsed to the ground. "Democracy is saved!" they yelled together. "We simply cannot have any cohorts who support tyrannical dictators like Schumer", said Nancy Pelosi.

AOC also made an official comment to the media. "Although I condoned this stabbing, in general I really deplore killing. For example, I refuse to buy duck tape. I mean like how many ducks must die for me to have some stupid tape? It just does not seem equitable to me. Speaking of being equitable, can we go kill Trump now or what?"

The Daily Show ripped him to pieces last night. What did Chuck get in exchange for his YES vote? Absolutely nothing. Chuck is waiting for Trump's approval rating to hit 40%. Only one problem with that

An NBC News poll found 27% of registered voters say they view the party favorably

He would still be 13 points ahead of Democrats at 40%