Chinese Sattellite Landing Panic Dilemma.What If It Lands On Nancy Pelosi's House?Who Will She Blame

[Rexx Taylor]

Well the odds of a piece of this sattellite crashing thru Nancy Pelosi's house is about, what? 2.7 Million to one?

Well, just for entertaiment/discussion purposes here, being this is thee "Current Event Of The Day",,,lets say it does land and crash right thru Nancy Pelosi's big house in California

Then we all wait and see who she blames, likes she does every time something goes wrong in the country.
So who do you think she would blame?

 

[Desperado]

So who do you think she would blame?

The Russians of course!

 

[Rexx Taylor]

So who do you think she would blame?

The Russians of course!

not global warming? or cow farts?

 

[Rexx Taylor]

So who do you think she would blame?

The Russians of course!

wasnt Bush President when this sattellite was launched?

 

[irosie91]

is the position of the killer satellite being TRACKED?

 

[HenryBHough]

She ought to be encouraged to spend more time at home just now.

 

[Muhammed]

I hope it lands in my yard, mostly intact.

My 3 year old daughter could use it as a toy space ship.

 

[Rexx Taylor]

can you imagine if it lands in the Clintons back yard?

 

[Moonglow]

I want it to land on my house while I'm gone for Easter dinners so I can sue the pats off hina, they're so small no one will notice...

 

[Dont Taz Me Bro]

Well the odds of a piece of this sattellite crashing thru Nancy Pelosi's house is about, what? 2.7 Million to one?

Hope springs eternal

 

[Rexx Taylor]

I want it to land on my house while I'm gone for Easter dinners so I can sue the pats off hina, they're so small no one will notice...

i wonder what would happen if it lands in some huge cow farm.

 

[Moonglow]

I want it to land on my house while I'm gone for Easter dinners so I can sue the pats off hina, they're so small no one will notice...

i wonder what would happen if it lands in some huge cow farm.

I doubt the cows could use it to make money...

 

[Rexx Taylor]

I want it to land on my house while I'm gone for Easter dinners so I can sue the pats off hina, they're so small no one will notice...

i wonder what would happen if it lands in some huge cow farm.

I doubt the cows could use it to make money...

i would imagine that all of the cows would be yelling,,,"What The FFFK Man",,,{in cow language}

 

[Moonglow]

I want it to land on my house while I'm gone for Easter dinners so I can sue the pats off hina, they're so small no one will notice...

i wonder what would happen if it lands in some huge cow farm.

I doubt the cows could use it to make money...

i would imagine that all of the cows would be yelling,,,"What The FFFK Man",,,{in cow language}

Or, "where's the beef?"

 

[Rexx Taylor]

I want it to land on my house while I'm gone for Easter dinners so I can sue the pats off hina, they're so small no one will notice...

i wonder what would happen if it lands in some huge cow farm.

I doubt the cows could use it to make money...

i would imagine that all of the cows would be yelling,,,"What The FFFK Man",,,{in cow language}

Or, "where's the beef?"

well the next day they will all be crapping on the spattered parts

 

[Moonglow]

I want it to land on my house while I'm gone for Easter dinners so I can sue the pats off hina, they're so small no one will notice...

i wonder what would happen if it lands in some huge cow farm.

I doubt the cows could use it to make money...

i would imagine that all of the cows would be yelling,,,"What The FFFK Man",,,{in cow language}

Or, "where's the beef?"

well the next day they will all be crapping on the spattered parts

I always wondered why the fecalpheliacs always avoided the cows?

 

[HenryBHough]

can you imagine if it lands in the Clintons back yard?

Easy to imagine what would happen next:

1. Media would have to buy access to film it.

2. Public would have to generously donate to The Clinton Crime Family Foundation (CCFF) to be allowed to see it.

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

Hopefully, Beavis or Butthead won't get ahold of it.

 

[ranfunck]

It would be Trumps fault.