Chinese satellite gathering intel for Pearl Harbor-style hypersonic missile attack by using green lasers

[RhodyPatriot]

Well, this is fine.

China satellite gathering intel for Pearl Harbor-style hypersonic missile blitz

CHINA used green lasers fired from satellites to gather intelligence for a surprise hypersonic missile attack on Hawaii, it has been warned. The satellite was recorded flashing lasers for a fractio…

www.the-sun.com

Clearly nothing to worry about.

What with also the bank collapses and such.

 

[Moonglow]

Good thing we use red lasers.

 

[RhodyPatriot]

Good thing we use red lasers.

Was that supposed to be some profound moment of clarity?

 

[Moonglow]

Was that supposed to be some profound moment of clarity?

Yes, we know who is whos...

 

[RhodyPatriot]

Yes, we know who is whos...

Do you teach courses on how to speak like Kamala Harris?

 

[Moonglow]

Do you teach courses on how to speak like Kamala Harris?

'Brevity' is the soul of wit' ~Hamlet~Shakespeare

 

[RhodyPatriot]

'Brevity' is the soul of wit' ~Hamlet~Shakespeare

Are you like genuinely, clinically retarded?

 

[lennypartiv]

'Brevity' is the soul of wit' ~Hamlet~Shakespeare

Hamlet isn't a real person.

 

[Moonglow]

Are you like genuinely, clinically retarded?

Only from the waist down.

 

[Moonglow]

Hamlet isn't a real person.

When did you first realize that!?

 

[RhodyPatriot]

Only from the waist down.

Pronouns?

 

[lennypartiv]

When did you first realize that!?

Did you know there was a musical version of Hamlet?

 

[RhodyPatriot]

Did you know there was a musical version of Hamlet?

It was racist as fuck.

 

[Moonglow]

Did you know there was a musical version of Hamlet?

Unfortunately, I have seen way too many versions of Hamlet from many nations, staring many stars through the age of film...

 

[Moonglow]

It was racist as fuck.

Othello couldn't make it.

 

[RhodyPatriot]

Unfortunately, I have seen way too many versions of Hamlet from many nations, staring many stars through the age of film...

You're like the Dos Equis dude in reverse.

 

[Moonglow]

You're like the Dos Equis dude in reverse.

Gotta have a hobby while doing time on Earth.

 

[RhodyPatriot]

Gotta have a hobby while doing time on Earth.

Ever considered a chair on the board of Burisma?

 

[Moonglow]

Ever considered a chair on the board of Burisma?

I don't like ocean liners.

 

[James California]

~ Likely this will happen just in time for election chaos . . .