Champ The WH Wonder Dog Dies

[toobfreak]

Authorities found Biden's dog Champ the canine dead at the White House today. He was found dead of an apparent suicide hanging by a noose inside his dog house. So far, secret service has ruled out that the dog had any help from Major but are at a lose to understand how the dog tied the knot or even got the rope. Foul play and outside help have been eliminated. News sources are refusing to release the contents of the note left behind.

OK, OK, just kidding.

The dog Champ passed away of old age just months into his new home. Relations with the Bidens were reportedly good. The Bidens got Champ as a puppy in 2008 upon Obamma winning the election. Dog Major is now the lone dog left there as Jill continues her search for a pussy.

Bidens announce 'cherished' German shepherd Champ has died - UPI.com

President Joe Biden and first lady Jill Biden announced Saturday that their "constant, cherished companion," the German shepherd dog Champ, has died.

www.upi.com

 

[OldLady]

Joe will cry about this.

 

[Blues Man]

Dogs very rarely "die peacefully" In most cases it's cancer or organ failure and rarely is it painless.

 

[Ben Thomson]

Authorities found Biden's dog Champ the canine dead at the White House today. He was found dead of an apparent suicide hanging by a noose inside his dog house. So far, secret service has ruled out that the dog had any help from Major but are at a lose to understand how the dog tied the knot or even got the rope. Foul play and outside help have been eliminated. News sources are refusing to release the contents of the note left behind.

OK, OK, just kidding.

The dog Champ passed away of old age just months into his new home. Relations with the Bidens were reportedly good. The Bidens got Champ as a puppy in 2008 upon Obamma winning the election. Dog Major is now the lone dog left there as Jill continues her search for a pussy.

Bidens announce 'cherished' German shepherd Champ has died - UPI.com

President Joe Biden and first lady Jill Biden announced Saturday that their "constant, cherished companion," the German shepherd dog Champ, has died.

www.upi.com

Once again, Trump supporters prove to everybody they have no damn class.

 

[DigitalDrifter]

Dogs very rarely "die peacefully" In most cases it's cancer or organ failure and rarely is it painless.

Thanks for the uplifting words.

 

[Blues Man]

Dogs very rarely "die peacefully" In most cases it's cancer or organ failure and rarely is it painless.

Thanks for the uplifting words.

Truth isn't always pretty.

The fact that they didn't know their dog was so close to death just means they weren't very good dog owners.

 

[OldLady]

Dogs very rarely "die peacefully" In most cases it's cancer or organ failure and rarely is it painless.

Thanks for the uplifting words.

Truth isn't always pretty.

The fact that they didn't know their dog was so close to death just means they weren't very good dog owners.

Who says they didn't know? The vet may have been there daily for all you know and finally gave him the Shot.

 

[Eric Arthur Blair]

Once again, Trump supporters prove to everybody they have no damn class.

Yeah, not like the leftist pricks who who were smug and satisfied Ashli Babbitt was shot to death
by a Capitol cop.

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

Champ couldn't take Joe's constant sniffing him anymore.

 

[Dekster]

Dogs very rarely "die peacefully" In most cases it's cancer or organ failure and rarely is it painless.

Thanks for the uplifting words.

Truth isn't always pretty.

The fact that they didn't know their dog was so close to death just means they weren't very good dog owners.

Who says they didn't know? The vet may have been there daily for all you know and finally gave him the Shot.

Or maybe Major killed him. Never know. Anyway RIP champ. Anyway, 13 years is the top end of the shepherds life expectancy.

 

[whitehall]

My guess is that it was a Kevorkian job.

 

[RetiredGySgt]

Dogs very rarely "die peacefully" In most cases it's cancer or organ failure and rarely is it painless.

both my chihuahua died of old age 12 and 16 years old

 

[HenryBHough]

Xiden told Hillarywhat that dog said about her and she's far enough gone that she believed it?

 

[Likkmee]

Authorities found Biden's dog Champ the canine dead at the White House today. He was found dead of an apparent suicide hanging by a noose inside his dog house. So far, secret service has ruled out that the dog had any help from Major but are at a lose to understand how the dog tied the knot or even got the rope. Foul play and outside help have been eliminated. News sources are refusing to release the contents of the note left behind.

OK, OK, just kidding.

The dog Champ passed away of old age just months into his new home. Relations with the Bidens were reportedly good. The Bidens got Champ as a puppy in 2008 upon Obamma winning the election. Dog Major is now the lone dog left there as Jill continues her search for a pussy.

Bidens announce 'cherished' German shepherd Champ has died - UPI.com

President Joe Biden and first lady Jill Biden announced Saturday that their "constant, cherished companion," the German shepherd dog Champ, has died.

www.upi.com

I suspect covid 21

 

[Lastamender]

Joe will cry about this.

Joe will say "we had a dog?"

 

[B. Kidd]

Why does everything die in Bi-Dung's sphere, which now includes Country?

 

[dudmuck]

Xiden told Hillarywhat that dog said about her and she's far enough gone that she believed it?

 

[toobfreak]

Xiden told Hillarywhat that dog said about her and she's far enough gone that she believed it?

Wow, talk about a snowflake troll. You pathetic lefters can't take a little joke that already at 10AM on the morning the dog died and someone makes a crack about everything Joe touches dying or falling apart and I guess the truth hit home so hard one of you had to go out and somehow dig up every story on every dog owner in the GOP whether true or not and retort with it that you could copy it here. Pretty weenie.

 

[WinterBorn]

Joe will cry about this.

As would most dog owners who lose a beloved pet. I have shed tears over my dogs over the years. No shame.

 

[WinterBorn]

Dogs very rarely "die peacefully" In most cases it's cancer or organ failure and rarely is it painless.

Thanks for the uplifting words.

Truth isn't always pretty.

The fact that they didn't know their dog was so close to death just means they weren't very good dog owners.

I have had two dogs die in their sleep. It is what you hope for as a dog owner.