Catholic hating Dodgers lose.


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PHOENIX, AZ — After being swept by the Diamondbacks in humiliating fashion, the Los Angeles Dodgers were left wondering if perhaps they ought to have spent more time practicing baseball and less time honoring Satanic nuns dressed in drag.
During the offseason, Dodgers management will be looking at what went wrong in yet another disappointing postseason, and everything will be under the microscope: whether they should have acquired better starting pitching at the trade deadline, why the bats went cold in October, and whether perhaps promoting heretical Satan worship in front of families at Dodger Stadium this year caused the wrath of God to fall upon them.
"Maybe we should have spent more time training our starting pitchers not to give up 4 bombs in an inning and less time honoring Satan," said Manager Dave Roberts in a somber postgame press conference at Chase Field. He shook his head and shrugged. "But that's the benefit of hindsight, I guess."
"What was your approach to this series, and what went wrong?" asked one reporter.
"Yeah, uh, right - our main strategy for the year was to, you know, worship Satan and honor perverted drag queen nuns," Roberts said. "It didn't end up paying off, you know, but we stand by our strategy. As the old saying goes, sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes you get swept by the 84-win Diamondbacks after you honor blasphemous drag queens who spit upon the Catholic faith."
"That's just baseball."
 
A disappointing truism about sports, and especially baseball, is that the better team doesn't always win. The Dodgers were no less than the second best team in the National League, but if one pitcher shits the bed and a few hard-hit balls are caught at inopportune times, they lose in a short series.

They needn't change anything in the off-season. They are a great team who happened to catch a couple bad breaks.
 
A disappointing truism about sports, and especially baseball, is that the better team doesn't always win. The Dodgers were no less than the second best team in the National League, but if one pitcher shits the bed and a few hard-hit balls are caught at inopportune times, they lose in a short series.

They needn't change anything in the off-season. They are a great team who happened to catch a couple bad breaks.
the dodgers in spite of how many games they win....choke during the playoffs....this is their tenth straight time....
 
A disappointing truism about sports, and especially baseball, is that the better team doesn't always win. The Dodgers were no less than the second best team in the National League, but if one pitcher shits the bed and a few hard-hit balls are caught at inopportune times, they lose in a short series.

They needn't change anything in the off-season. They are a great team who happened to catch a couple bad breaks.
I know some of the players for the Dodgers are Catholic

I wonder if they threw the games for Jesus

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