Catherine, Princess of Wales, called Kate

[Zebra]

she has not been seen in public for a long time!

what may have happened to the future QUEEN?

 

[DGS49]

First, please elaborate on why anyone outside Great Britain should give a shit.

 

[Zebra]

First, please elaborate on why anyone outside Great Britain should give a shit.

from what i know, many americans have a great interest in that family.


see harry and meghan markle …. and that infamous intervieew …

 

[Zebra]

and here in this very section there is a loooooong thread about the former Queen



so there ….

 

[Zebra]

anyone outside Great Britain

lots of people outside the UK do …

 

[Zebra]

now there is a brand new foto of kate … from today!

 

[Deadstick]

First, please elaborate on why anyone outside Great Britain should give a shit.

Well many in Britain don't, i am one of them.

 

[Zebra]

First, please elaborate on why anyone outside Great Britain should give a shit.

simple ....

many Germans are interested in the British monarchy

 

[Deadstick]

simple ....

many Germans are interested in the British monarchy

Probably because many of then were German.

 

[Zebra]

Probably because many of then were German.

Exactly .... thinking of Battenberg,
Sachsen.Coburg.Gotha,
Sonderburg.Glücksburg ....
etc ... etc ...

 

[ShahdagMountains]

First, please elaborate on why anyone outside Great Britain should give a shit.

The American press is full of them.

 

[zaangalewa]

First, please elaborate on why anyone outside Great Britain should give a shit.

And what is your theme? Digestive problems?



"Nothing but shit!"
Said the State Secretary -
Old people's shit
Smells vulgar
And when they sit there
And sweat officially
A fart crawls through their mouth
For no reason at all
Stinks itself healthy
And then
Goes through the official channels
With pedantry -
That's democracy!

It trickles into the rotten brain
Of a senile minister
Pisses as sweat through the forehead
And the minister gets thirsty
And licks his lips, while
The fart rises up to his throat!
He sneezes and he groans and he snorts and he sprays -
And then it gets too stupid for the minister too
He takes a break
Wants to go home
Holds his stomach -
And then he lets the fart out in the right place!

And now the fart is no longer just gossip
But a law!
Still shit, but more precise
That's why the fart is now neatly registered -
Goes into a folder
With a nice flap
And a number on the apron
Also hits very briefly
Brüdergefurz
And gets a stamp
Everyone falls for it -
Namely the word "secret"!

He comes into parliament
There he is sometimes smelled -
But, impotent
He is debated!
Then a speaker says: "House
This fart must go!"
And those are the right words
They get a lot of applause!

Then -
The fart -
Is given to the people -
!
"Nothing but shit!"
Said the State Secretary
"But this shit is now in circulation!
Because it's so convenient
Because it's not a problem
We swallow it freely
Farting
We tear ourselves in two
What makes us human
Instead of just cattle -
That's democracy!"

 

[Zebra]

The American press is full of them.

and the German yellow press