Can Oscar Meyer's renamed 'Frankmobile' cut the mustard?

[BoostedHayabusa]

No, they are not renaming it from Wienermobile to Frankmobile for any other reason than a recipe and packaging change.


Auf wiedersehen, Wienermobile. Guten tag, Frankmobile.


While the company’s marketing folks have stayed true to its Germanic references — “weiner” means Vienna, and the city of Frankfurt holds that it has been making the elongated meat for more than 500 years — the brand hopes that the vehicle’s new name will suggest to dog fans that its products have been modified.

According to Kraft Heinz, Meyer’s owner, there’s a new recipe that marks the first change to Oscar Mayer’s franks in six years. Customers will soon see refreshed packaging and taste a “more balanced flavor profile and iconic beefy taste that is more delicious than ever,” according to a press release.

This past February, during the Super Bowl LVII weekend, a Wienermobile had its catalytic converter stolen. Some thief relished doing that.

 

[Augustine_]

I'm surprised conservatives aren't losing their minds over some fake war against weinermobiles

 

[Lord Long Rod]

I'm surprised conservatives aren't losing their minds over some fake war against weinermobiles

Aaaaaaaaaand there it is. Some douche weaponizes the weinermobile to attack a political opponent.

 

[Lord Long Rod]

No, they are not renaming it from Wienermobile to Frankmobile for any other reason than a recipe and packaging change.


Auf wiedersehen, Wienermobile. Guten tag, Frankmobile.


While the company’s marketing folks have stayed true to its Germanic references — “weiner” means Vienna, and the city of Frankfurt holds that it has been making the elongated meat for more than 500 years — the brand hopes that the vehicle’s new name will suggest to dog fans that its products have been modified.

According to Kraft Heinz, Meyer’s owner, there’s a new recipe that marks the first change to Oscar Mayer’s franks in six years. Customers will soon see refreshed packaging and taste a “more balanced flavor profile and iconic beefy taste that is more delicious than ever,” according to a press release.

This past February, during the Super Bowl LVII weekend, a Wienermobile had its catalytic converter stolen. Some thief relished doing that.

Nothing beats a good plump wiener between 2 buns.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

I'm surprised conservatives aren't losing their minds over some fake war against weinermobiles

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Why in the world would that be?

I don't care whether they're weiners or franks.




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[Augustine_]

Why in the world would that be?

I don't care whether they're weiners or franks..

How progressive of you

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Nothing beats a good plump wiener between 2 buns.

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Yeah, for someone who thinks that canceling the weiner is important enough to talk about.

They're actually hot dogs.

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[OhPleaseJustQuit]

How progressive of you

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Now, THAT is an insult.

But who's surprised?






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[TheGreatSatan]

This is nothing but a publicity stunt.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

This is nothing but a publicity stunt.

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They need help. I wouldn't put an Oscar Meyer product in my mouth.

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[TroglocratsRdumb]

Oh, I'd love to be an Oscar Mayer frankfurt.
That is what I'd truly like to be.
'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer frankfurt,

 

[BoostedHayabusa]

I'm surprised conservatives aren't losing their minds over some fake war against weinermobiles

they have nothing better to do in life than complain and attack.
Life is too short to be concerned with mobile weiners.

 

[Augustine_]

This is nothing but a publicity stunt.

The company admits to that in the article, snowflake

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Oh, I'd love to be an Oscar Mayer frankfurt.
That is what I'd truly like to be.
'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer frankfurt,

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My goofy brother used to sing it,

"Oh, I'd love to be an Oscar Meyer frankfurter,
Cause them damn weiners just ain't got no class".

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[Ralph Norton]

Oh, I'd love to be an Oscar Mayer frankfurt.
That is what I'd truly like to be.
'Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer frankfurt,

Just doesn't have the same ring to it.

 

[22lcidw]

Like Ginger and Maryanne....Ketchup or Mustard!

 

[BlueGin]

they have nothing better to do in life than complain and attack.
Life is too short to be concerned with mobile weiners.

Says the idiots offended by Uncle Ben.

 

[BoostedHayabusa]

Says the idiots offended by Uncle Ben.

why you have to bring that up to me, of all people.

 

[Robert Urbanek]

They missed their chance to go full woke. They could have named it the Frank N. Furtermobile.

I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania. — Dr. Frank N. Furter, The Rocky Horror Picture Show

 

[RoshawnMarkwees]

With a vein in it…