Buttered up sex

Colin

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An Italian, a Frenchman and an Australian were in a bar boasting about their sexual superiority.

The Italian fellow said: "Last night I massaged my wife all over with the finest olive
oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream, non stop for five minutes."

The Frenchman said: "Last night I massaged my wife all over with special aphrodisiac
oil, and then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight."

The Australian fellow said: "That's nothing!!! Last night I massaged my wife all over
her body with a special butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter, and then
made love and I made her scream for two long hours."

The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two hours? Voila ! Sacre Bleu !! Phenomenal!!!

How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?"

The Aussie replied, "I wiped my hands on the curtains."
 

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