Bug assault gun.

[HereWeGoAgain]

I was messing around with the Bug gun and shot a fly off my knee from about a foot away...
No wonder it shreds bugs.
It has a nice pattern if I do say so myself..

 

[miketx]

We don't wanna see any more pictures of your body parts, ever!

 

[aaronleland]

If only the bug were on your forehead...

 

[miketx]

If only the bug were on your forehead...

Now that's not a nice thing to say. So let's go sit somewhere and exchange ideas.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

I was messing around with the Bug gun and shot a fly off my knee from about a foot away...
No wonder it shreds bugs.
It has a nice pattern if I do say so myself..
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Than why do you keep asking for dick pics?

 

[miketx]

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Shot the Wife in the thigh. Thought she was wearing sweats but it turned out they were made of Tshirt material.
Left a nice bruise.

 

[miketx]

The bug assault gun cannot be legally shipped to california because with all the homeless crapping on the roads and sidewalks, the fly has become the state bird of california.

 

[miketx]

Shot the Wife in the thigh. Thought she was wearing sweats but it turned out they were made of Tshirt material.
Left a nice bruise.

I thought you were just joking around until I looked for one. Pretty cool toy.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

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Nah,it's the one powered by Co2 cartridges.
The older models dont work in Houston with all the humidity they just clog up.
The new model doesnt have that problem since each shot is sealed with a tissue like paper,so even if it does clump up once you shoot it it'll break up.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

I thought you were just joking around until I looked for one. Pretty cool toy.

In the summer they're great!
It sits next to the 10mm Mag on the table.
Just hope I dont pick up the wrong one like the chick cop that thought she grabbed her taser.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

The bug assault gun cannot be legally shipped to california because with all the homeless crapping on the roads and sidewalks, the fly has become the state bird of california.

Saw that when I was buying one.
Not sold in California.
What a ***** state!!!!

 

[miketx]

Well how many poah helpless flies have you Rittenhoused with that evil thing?

 

[flacaltenn]

Saw that when I was buying one.
Not sold in California.
What a ***** state!!!!

I thought he was joking about being banned in Cali.. Apparently, I let my guard down on how distorted and dysfunctional they are..

 

[miketx]

I thought he was joking about being banned in Cali.. Apparently, I let my guard down on how distorted and dysfunctional they are..

That is the most retarded state in the union. But I was joking about the state bird. Everyone knows this is the actual state bird.

 

[flacaltenn]

That is the most retarded state in the union.

And everyone from Florida THANKS them for taking the heat off "retarded".

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Well how many poah helpless flies have you Rittenhoused with that evil thing?

To many to count.

 

[miketx]

To many to count.

I'd get one but I know I'd end up shooting the cats.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

I'd get one but I know I'd end up shooting the cats.

I shoot my dogs in the butt when they dont listen.
Scares em more than anything.

 

[flacaltenn]

I shoot my dogs in the butt when they dont listen.
Scares em more than anything.

OR -- they're gonna end up with Hypertension from all the salt.