BREAKING NEWS!!!!! THE ISLAND OF GUAM HAS TIPPED OVER.

[Mikeoxenormous]

Guam residents fear attack after North Korea statements

HAGATNA, Guam — Residents of the tiny Pacific island of Guam say they're afraid of being caught in the middle of escalating tensions between the U.S. and North Korea after Pyongyang announced it was examining plans for attacking the strategically important U.S. territory.

All the people on the island of Guam ran to the south side of the island in an attempt to be far enough away from North Korea, and Guam tipped over, yes people are now in the water, lets ask the Congressman from Maryland, Hank Johnson, about his opinion...

 

[Book of Jeremiah]

I have heard the beaches in Guam are beautiful.