BREAKING NEWS: Jon Stewart Returning To 'The Daily Show'

On Newsmax, CPAC Chair Matt Schlapp called Clinton “the most joyless person, I think who has ever walked the Earth,” as he griped about her speech.

Schlapp then unironically slammed Vice President Kamala Harris for laughing.

Then Desi said "Listen Republicans, pick a hole." You only get to control one hole on women. Which one? Mouth or Vagina?
 
This is why I consider TDS better news than the actual news. Because you won't hear about this on MSNBC or CNN. Did you notice how sexist Republicans are being? First they attack Kamala for smiling too much then last night Newsmax was attacking Hillary for not smiling enough. WTF?

Nobody "attacks" Harris for smiling to much. They mock her for laughing like a hyena instead of speaking seriously when she's called on to do so. Hillary is just plain mean.
 
Nobody "attacks" Harris for smiling to much. They mock her for laughing like a hyena instead of speaking seriously when she's called on to do so. Hillary is just plain mean.
"you should smile more". It's soooo sexist. And you don't even realize it.

My Trump buddy last night was sooooo bothered that Kamala "slept her way" to the top. It's soooo sexist.

DEI hire? It's soooo sexist.

But keep it up. I think it's going over well with young people.
 
Nobody "attacks" Harris for smiling to much. They mock her for laughing like a hyena instead of speaking seriously when she's called on to do so. Hillary is just plain mean.

I saw the funniest thing this morning. I'll try to find it. Trump was going on about how they call him weird and he says he's normal and he said the same shit you just did. Then the show played a bunch of weird clips of Trump doing all kinds of WEIRD shit on stage. Making all kinds of weird faces. Lifting fake weights. Making fun of a handicap guy. Weird.
 
I saw the funniest thing this morning. I'll try to find it. Trump was going on about how they call him weird and he says he's normal and he said the same shit you just did. Then the show played a bunch of weird clips of Trump doing all kinds of WEIRD shit on stage. Making all kinds of weird faces. Lifting fake weights. Making fun of a handicap guy. Weird.
The Harris ticket will gain no traction calling the TRUMP! ticket weird. All it does is remind everyone of the true weirdness in the Harris ticket, and they have only themselves to blame, as they started the whole thing.
 
The Harris ticket will gain no traction calling the TRUMP! ticket weird. All it does is remind everyone of the true weirdness in the Harris ticket, and they have only themselves to blame, as they started the whole thing.
Jon nailed it last night

Trump’s response to the Jan. 6 insurrection; the former president repeatedly claimed that Nancy Pelosi was responsible because “she didn’t do her job.”

“I had nothing to do with that, other than they asked me to make a speech. I showed up for a speech,” Trump said.

“You spent two months riling up your base that our country had literally been stolen from them through fraudulent means, that you could never even get a whiff of in a court of law, and let yourself just abuse them,” Stewart said in response. “You pressed on. You abused their trust. You showed up for a speech? You ******* tweeted, ‘Join me on Jan. 6, it will be wild.'”

Stewart continued: “One thing will always be true, and it is the quality of the former president I respect the least: whenever he is cornered and forced to face even the smallest of consequences for his own mendacity and scheming, he reverts to the greatest refuge of scoundrels.”

“This man, who constantly professes to be your champion, who says they’re going to have to go through him to get to you, will always, when the boat is going down, be the first into the lifeboats, because in that moment, he will always say the same thing: ‘I didn’t know anything about it.’”

“In any other country, that lack of accountability would be disqualifying,”

 
Jon nailed it last night

Trump’s response to the Jan. 6 insurrection; the former president repeatedly claimed that Nancy Pelosi was responsible because “she didn’t do her job.”

“I had nothing to do with that, other than they asked me to make a speech. I showed up for a speech,” Trump said.

“You spent two months riling up your base that our country had literally been stolen from them through fraudulent means, that you could never even get a whiff of in a court of law, and let yourself just abuse them,” Stewart said in response. “You pressed on. You abused their trust. You showed up for a speech? You ******* tweeted, ‘Join me on Jan. 6, it will be wild.'”

Stewart continued: “One thing will always be true, and it is the quality of the former president I respect the least: whenever he is cornered and forced to face even the smallest of consequences for his own mendacity and scheming, he reverts to the greatest refuge of scoundrels.”

“This man, who constantly professes to be your champion, who says they’re going to have to go through him to get to you, will always, when the boat is going down, be the first into the lifeboats, because in that moment, he will always say the same thing: ‘I didn’t know anything about it.’”

“In any other country, that lack of accountability would be disqualifying,”

I think I see where you went wrong. You're getting your political opinions from a comedian. The Harris ticket is just plain weird.
 
I think I see where you went wrong. You're getting your political opinions from a comedian. The Harris ticket is just plain weird.
Jon nailed it and Fox is lying to you stupid.
 
Immaterial to how weird the Harris ticket is. Did you forget that's what we were talking about?

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WEIRD!
 
Hmmm, a guy standing in a pool. Is that weird to you? Need we talk about horses?
JD every day does something weird. Or says something weird. This is just the latest thing. Wearing a shirt in a pool??? Weird

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JD every day does something weird. Or says something weird. This is just the latest thing. Wearing a shirt in a pool??? Weird

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When you have light toned skin and don't want to get skin cancer, you wear a shirt when you're outside, yes, even in a pool. Skin cancer is nothing to mess with.

The Harris ticket is just plain weird.
 
When you have light toned skin and don't want to get skin cancer, you wear a shirt when you're outside, yes, even in a pool. Skin cancer is nothing to mess with.

The Harris ticket is just plain weird.
Weird.
 
That's what I said! The Harris ticket is weird, and now that it's settled, I'm glad you agree.
The best way to convince people you aren't weird

Trump Says ‘Weird’ Whopping 22 Times In 36 Seconds While Insisting ‘We’re Not Weird’​

Did you see this interview? Of course not. It was weird.
 
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The best way to convince people you aren't weird
Is to not be weird yourself, it only invites unwelcome comparisons, as the Harris ticket is finding out.

Trump Says ‘Weird’ Whopping 22 Times In 36 Seconds While Insisting ‘We’re Not Weird’​

Did you see this interview? Of course not. It was weird.
As the usual suspects try to claim the TRUMP! ticket is weird, they only underscore the absolute weirdness of the Harris ticket.
 
I don’t know if wearing a shirt in the pool is weird. But it’s kind of pathetic
 
I don’t know if wearing a shirt in the pool is weird. But it’s kind of pathetic

I did that for a while when a leg injury kept me from running and I packed on a few pounds.

Probably why Vance does it, he is looking pretty chubby.
 
But what I don’t get is that it’s not like people aren’t going to be able to tell you’re chubby because you keep your shirt on. It actually just draws attention to it

Seems like questionable logic
 
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