Breaking News: 40 Monkeys Escape Research Facility in SC

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Reads like a movie plot. 40 monkeys from a brain and behavior testing facillity escaped in South Carolina and remain on the loose. The antagonist company is actually named "Alpha Genesis", as if that isnt a dead give away. No word on when future Bruce Willis will be showing up.


Monkeys escape from Alpha Genesis research facility in South Carolina

“Residents are strongly advised to keep doors and windows secured to prevent these animals from entering homes,” Yemassee Sheriff’s Department said in a statement. Anyone who finds a monkey should not interact with it but instead call 911, it said.

The company works with monkeys to carry out clinical trials, including on brain disease disorder treatments, and says it has "one of the largest and most comprehensive nonhuman primate facilities, designed specifically for monkeys, in the United States."

Alpha Genesis did not immediately respond to an overnight request for comment from NBC News.
 
Reads like a movie plot. 40 monkeys from a brain and behavior testing facillity escaped in South Carolina and remain on the loose. The antagonist company is actually named "Alpha Genesis", as if that isnt a dead give away. No word on when future Bruce Willis will be showing up.


Monkeys escape from Alpha Genesis research facility in South Carolina

“Residents are strongly advised to keep doors and windows secured to prevent these animals from entering homes,” Yemassee Sheriff’s Department said in a statement. Anyone who finds a monkey should not interact with it but instead call 911, it said.

The company works with monkeys to carry out clinical trials, including on brain disease disorder treatments, and says it has "one of the largest and most comprehensive nonhuman primate facilities, designed specifically for monkeys, in the United States."

Alpha Genesis did not immediately respond to an overnight request for comment from NBC News.
Well they did let Bannon out a short time ago....
 
Greg Westergaard, CEO of Alpha Genesis, told CBS News the monkey escape is "frustrating" and he is "hoping for a happy ending" with the primates returning of their own VOLITION.

A happy ending for who? The monkeys or for the human race?
 
Monkey Hunt!

Send the Ecuadorians after them!

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Reads like a movie plot. 40 monkeys from a brain and behavior testing facillity escaped in South Carolina and remain on the loose. The antagonist company is actually named "Alpha Genesis", as if that isnt a dead give away. No word on when future Bruce Willis will be showing up.

And this is how the apes took over.....

Damn them! Damn them all to Hell!!
 
Greg Westergaard, CEO of Alpha Genesis, told CBS News the monkey escape is "frustrating" and he is "hoping for a happy ending" with the primates returning of their own VOLITION.

A happy ending for who? The monkeys or for the human race?
Oh i'm SURE these creatures will return to tortuous testing facilities after their escape...are these people mental??
 
Reads like a movie plot. 40 monkeys from a brain and behavior testing facillity escaped in South Carolina and remain on the loose. The antagonist company is actually named "Alpha Genesis", as if that isnt a dead give away. No word on when future Bruce Willis will be showing up.


Monkeys escape from Alpha Genesis research facility in South Carolina

“Residents are strongly advised to keep doors and windows secured to prevent these animals from entering homes,” Yemassee Sheriff’s Department said in a statement. Anyone who finds a monkey should not interact with it but instead call 911, it said.

The company works with monkeys to carry out clinical trials, including on brain disease disorder treatments, and says it has "one of the largest and most comprehensive nonhuman primate facilities, designed specifically for monkeys, in the United States."

Alpha Genesis did not immediately respond to an overnight request for comment from NBC News.
Neuralink's board of directors?
 
No rabies.. they swear they havent been tested on but... that's just what the bad guys say in the movies. If one hops in a car it can be in your area in a few hours. Stay alert.


Shit, they can drive?
 
Reads like a movie plot. 40 monkeys from a brain and behavior testing facillity escaped in South Carolina and remain on the loose. The antagonist company is actually named "Alpha Genesis", as if that isnt a dead give away. No word on when future Bruce Willis will be showing up.


Monkeys escape from Alpha Genesis research facility in South Carolina

“Residents are strongly advised to keep doors and windows secured to prevent these animals from entering homes,” Yemassee Sheriff’s Department said in a statement. Anyone who finds a monkey should not interact with it but instead call 911, it said.

The company works with monkeys to carry out clinical trials, including on brain disease disorder treatments, and says it has "one of the largest and most comprehensive nonhuman primate facilities, designed specifically for monkeys, in the United States."

Alpha Genesis did not immediately respond to an overnight request for comment from NBC News.



It's the end of Democracy I tell you! The Bannana Republic Begins!
 
UDPATE: It’s 43 monkeys not 40 and they are using their enhanced intelligence to bait food from handlers. They are picking the new Caesar.

43 monkeys escape South Carolina research facility; police warn residents to secure doors and windows

"They're jumping down and taking the food and then jumping back up on the fence and the tree line," he added. "They're watching us the same way we're watching them."

He acknowledged that it would be a long process to get them back. He said that chasing the monkeys would only spook them and make them run away.

"We've got them very close," Westergaard said. "This is all like what we want to see."
 

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