Breaking: During Presser, Pentagon Doesn't Rule Out Aliens As The Source of Objects Shot Down

[MAGA Macho Man]

Confirmed an hour ago tonight!

 

[shockedcanadian]

Are aliens also Made in China? Let's hope they know the source...

 

[Leweman]

Is that our reason for Biden being President too.?

 

[RhodyPatriot]

Confirmed an hour ago tonight!

OK, so it's not aliens.

Process of elimination, folks.

 

[RhodyPatriot]

Is that our reason for Biden being President too.?

He's a fuckin' Chinese/Alien hybrid.

Extraterrestrial as ****, but not so much ET as Mack And Me.

 

[RhodyPatriot]

The Donald

The Donald is a never-ending rally of patriots dedicated to the 45th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump.

patriots.win

 

[MAGA Macho Man]

OK, so it's not aliens.

Process of elimination, folks.

He couldn't rule out it wasn't aliens.

More from the Pentagon: These aren't balloons.

PENTAGON: "I'm not going to categorize them as balloons."​

 

[occupied]

It's not aliens.

 

[RhodyPatriot]

He couldn't rule out it wasn't aliens.

Yeah, I know.

That's why you should immediately conclude it's not fuckin' aliens.

 

[Concerned American]

OK, so it's not aliens.

Process of elimination, folks.

Maybe it is. Biden has had the southern border open to illegal aliens for his entire term. He probably put out a broadcast email saying, C'mon down.

 

[lennypartiv]

Maybe they're drones? China has satellites that could provide communication to a drone.

 

[g5000]

 

[RhodyPatriot]

Zelensky's from Uranus.

 

[theHawk]

Confirmed an hour ago tonight!

So now Jewish space lasers are real…

 

[basquebromance]

 

[RhodyPatriot]

 

[Calypso Jones]

Get ready for another lockdown. Stay in yer homes with yer aluminum foil hat on so the aliens can't read yer mind.

 

[theHawk]

The Donald

The Donald is a never-ending rally of patriots dedicated to the 45th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump.

patriots.win

 

[theHawk]

Deep state psyop shit and you statists eat it up.

 

[toobfreak]

He couldn't rule out it wasn't aliens.

Obviously, the next one should be seen down near the Baja Peninsula or Mexico.