Said the 'manager' at Starbucks, "we can't have people using our facilities, pipes don't last forever they are only made of steel. Steel wears out people hello. What if we let everyone that wanted to use the bathroom use the bathroom? Then where would we be, a bunch of relieved comfortable people ready...to...buy...coffee, ok I see my error now."
The only thing worse and it is worse, is a gas station that won't let you use their bathroom when you pull in and your teeth are floating. Starbucks rates themselves on par with a gas station bathroom.
What a clusterf#$k.
Perhaps mock laptops for people to carry around. Walk into a place, open up your fake laptop made of fiberboard and it looks like you are a hip yuppie. And yes I know it isn't even hip to use the word yuppie anymore.