Boy, I am REALLY Shallow

[Iron Head]

I get allergy shot once each month. I go to my allergy doctor to get these things. There is a nurse there around my age who is very attractive and who I like to talk to. She is very sweet, but married. Every time I go to get my shots I fantasize about bending her over and banging the bejeezers out of her.

This morning I went in to get my shots. She has suffered some sort of injury that is making her limp really weirdly. It's like a limp-up-down-limp-spring-limp-up-down sort of rhythm. It is totally repulsive and unattractive. She told me what happened, but honestly I was so horrified that I did not pay attention.

I am so totally not attracted to her anymore. I don't think I'd even want her now that I know that THIS is s possibility.

I know that I am shallow, but fuck it, you know? It's better to be shallow and happy than to let myself feel bad about it, right?

 

[saveliberty]

Maybe you will garner some sympathy from Delta?

Sounds like the whole thing exists between your ears.

 

[Bonzi]

it's honest but .. who gives a flying fuck
go jack off and be done with it..............

 

[saveliberty]

Unless we all start limping around here, I doubt it is over.

 

[Iron Head]

it's honest but .. who gives a flying fuck
go jack off and be done with it..............

I'm going to jack off onto a picture of Harley Quinn while calling it "Bonzi".

I will let you know how it turns out.

 

[Bonzi]

it's honest but .. who gives a flying fuck
go jack off and be done with it..............

I'm going to jack off onto a picture of Harley Quinn while calling it "Bonzi".

I will let you know how it turns out.

you won't be the first... and likely not last.....