Biden’s State of the Union: Any advice?

[Lastamender]

You don't have to watch, shitstain.

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[LAUGHatLEFTISTS]

Tell the truth!


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[Auld Phart]

Try to stay awake.

why?

 

[BackAgain]

My advice isn’t to Brandon. It is to his handlers. And,to Brandon’s handlers the advice is:

Make the text very simple. Short declarative sentences.

Use huge ass font on his teleprompters.

For God’s sake, triple check the teleprompters and have back up ready.

Rehearse Brandon many times so he (maybe) can remember not to read any prompts or stage directions. Just the text.

Remember our feckless leader is slow and demented. Keep everything very very simple for him. Maybe promise him an ice cream if he stays on script.

 

[Manonthestreet]

prerecord it, one sentence at a time, only way he'll make it through it without looking the goof

 

[LAUGHatLEFTISTS]

Advice for leftists watching the SOTU……..take an extra Thorazine.

 

[WelfareQueen]

The timing of Brandon's methamphetamine shot in the ass prior to the speech will be critical. Too soon, he starts doddering and can't finish the speech without sounding like a stuttering clusterfuck. Too late, he starts head bobbing and starts drifting off.

These shots really must take it out of him. Biden always disappears for 3-4 days after a big speech. I hope they double bag his depends.

 

[Nostra]

Joe Biden will likely have the eyes of the world on him tomorrow as a result of Putin’s attack on Ukraine. It may be one of the most watched SOTU’s in a decade, or decades.

What advice would you give him, from the right or left, to make the most of this opportunity for America?


Some thoughts:

• Ignore the right wing support for Putin and talk as if the US is 100% unified against Russia and in support of Democracy.
• Announce unprecedented support for Ukraine.
• Celebrate the bipartisan infrastructure deal
• Point out the huge improvement in the economy but recognize not everyone is winning
• Rationally diagnose the causes of inflation (supply constraints, corporate profit taking) and dispel the notion that poor people have too much money so the support they received to replace lost income during the pandemic is driving prices up.
• Explain the near term plan to provide relief in prices.
• Talk about an energy policy that produces more traditional energy in the short run but invests in renewable in the long run - they don’t have to be mutually exclusive.
• Refrain from talking about partisan bickering, we all know, and keep it optimistic and up beat.
• Announce the SCOTUS candidate and read through her lengthy qualifications slowly

CNN says he’ll address:

The President will discuss price increases impacting Americans, laying out a four-point plan to lower costs for families that will focus on "making more things in America" and strengthening the supply chain; reducing costs of everyday expenses and reducing the deficit; "promoting fair competition" and "eliminating barriers to good-paying jobs," according to a fact sheet from the administration.

Biden to announce plan to lower costs for American families during State of the Union address

according to a fact sheet from the administration.

 

[Nostra]

Try to stay awake.

Biden?

 

[Nostra]

I think it will end up around 50M viewers. Just a guess.

SOTU viewers
State of the Union address - number of viewers 2021 | Statista

People like a train wreck.

 

[eagle1462010]

People like a train wreck.

 

[L.K.Eder]

why?

why not. you could become aware of things.

 

[TheGreatSatan]

Joe Biden will likely have the eyes of the world on him tomorrow as a result of Putin’s attack on Ukraine. It may be one of the most watched SOTU’s in a decade, or decades.

What advice would you give him, from the right or left, to make the most of this opportunity for America?


Some thoughts:

• Ignore the right wing support for Putin and talk as if the US is 100% unified against Russia and in support of Democracy.
• Announce unprecedented support for Ukraine.
• Celebrate the bipartisan infrastructure deal
• Point out the huge improvement in the economy but recognize not everyone is winning
• Rationally diagnose the causes of inflation (supply constraints, corporate profit taking) and dispel the notion that poor people have too much money so the support they received to replace lost income during the pandemic is driving prices up.
• Explain the near term plan to provide relief in prices.
• Talk about an energy policy that produces more traditional energy in the short run but invests in renewable in the long run - they don’t have to be mutually exclusive.
• Refrain from talking about partisan bickering, we all know, and keep it optimistic and up beat.
• Announce the SCOTUS candidate and read through her lengthy qualifications slowly

CNN says he’ll address:

The President will discuss price increases impacting Americans, laying out a four-point plan to lower costs for families that will focus on "making more things in America" and strengthening the supply chain; reducing costs of everyday expenses and reducing the deficit; "promoting fair competition" and "eliminating barriers to good-paying jobs," according to a fact sheet from the administration.

Biden to announce plan to lower costs for American families during State of the Union address

"Ignore the right wing support for Putin"

You people are nuts. The only right wing support that exist is in your mind. Wise to not look like a loony in front of Putin and tell him I'm his buddy.

 

[Auld Phart]

why not. you could become aware of things.

Haven't watched an SOTU since Nixon was in office.

From what I've heard, hasn't been much of a reason to watch them.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Get really drunk so biden sounds reasonable.

 

[Maxdeath]

Hope like hell he does not promise something that he plans to over deliver on. The American public can not afford more failure

 

[Wyatt earp]

Joe Biden will likely have the eyes of the world on him tomorrow as a result of Putin’s attack on Ukraine. It may be one of the most watched SOTU’s in a decade, or decades.

What advice would you give him, from the right or left, to make the most of this opportunity for America?


Some thoughts:

• Ignore the right wing support for Putin and talk as if the US is 100% unified against Russia and in support of Democracy.
• Announce unprecedented support for Ukraine.
• Celebrate the bipartisan infrastructure deal
• Point out the huge improvement in the economy but recognize not everyone is winning
• Rationally diagnose the causes of inflation (supply constraints, corporate profit taking) and dispel the notion that poor people have too much money so the support they received to replace lost income during the pandemic is driving prices up.
• Explain the near term plan to provide relief in prices.
• Talk about an energy policy that produces more traditional energy in the short run but invests in renewable in the long run - they don’t have to be mutually exclusive.
• Refrain from talking about partisan bickering, we all know, and keep it optimistic and up beat.
• Announce the SCOTUS candidate and read through her lengthy qualifications slowly

CNN says he’ll address:

The President will discuss price increases impacting Americans, laying out a four-point plan to lower costs for families that will focus on "making more things in America" and strengthening the supply chain; reducing costs of everyday expenses and reducing the deficit; "promoting fair competition" and "eliminating barriers to good-paying jobs," according to a fact sheet from the administration.

Biden to announce plan to lower costs for American families during State of the Union address

He resigns and let the adults take charge

 

[Wyatt earp]

Get really drunk so biden sounds reasonable.

My friends and I have a new drinking game on Friday night's every time you hear Putin or Trump on MSNBC you take a shot.

 

[Wyatt earp]

Haven't watched an SOTU since Nixon was in office.

From what I've heard, hasn't been much of a reason to watch them.

You missed the great one Reagen.

 

[Auld Phart]

You missed the great one Reagen.

I wasn't in the country when he spoke