Biden Warns Russia That If They Don't Stop He Will Deploy Deadly Trans Admiral

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Biden Warns Russia That If They Don't Stop He Will Deploy Deadly Trans Admiral​

Biden Warns Russia That If They Don't Stop He Will Deploy Deadly Trans Admiral

WASHINGTON, D.C.—With Russia poised to tear through Eastern Europe with terrifying military power, Biden warned Putin that if he doesn't stop advancing his army, he will be forced to deploy his deadly trans admiral.

babylonbee.com

WASHINGTON, D.C.—With Russia poised to tear through Eastern Europe with terrifying military power, Biden warned Putin that if he doesn't stop advancing his army, he will be forced to deploy his deadly trans admiral.
"You think I'm joking, Vlad! I ain't messin' around here! You don't want me to use this!" said Biden to Putin in a Zoom call, motioning to a portrait of transgender admiral and Assistant HHS Secretary Admiral Rachel Levine. "This is the deadliest weapon the United States has ever produced, and I won't hesitate to use it on you! Watch out!"
Diversity and inclusion experts speculate the firepower in just one trans admiral is capable of leveling 3 Russian cities to the ground using the incredible destructive power of intersectional identity politics. Foreign policy experts believe Russia is outmatched by America's stunning diversity and inclusion capabilities and will soon be forced to surrender.
Sources say Ukrainian citizens will certainly sleep better tonight knowing the power of diversity is on their side.

Commentary:
The Babylon Bee, always right on point.
Hes a lot scarier than that Milley Vanilli, and the Woke Joint Chiefs.
Looks like zero military response is Brandon's choice.

Fake election.
Fake virus.
Fake vaccine.
Fake climate emergency.​

Fake Brandon Junta succeeding in destroying the US.​

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Ukraine paying the price.
Hah, Joey Biden will ground Vlad Putin from trading on the NYSE for at least a week for this one.

 

[Calypso Jones]

well that would frost the balls on any communist leader.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

This is too real to be in satire.

 

[two_iron]

There's backup too.... the new thing appointed to the Dept of Energy...

 

[Calypso Jones]

Okay...you see the new Dept of Energy asst. I see an agenda in that one and it is not the well being of this nation or straights for that matter either. tell me. Where is your energy gonna come from as prices at the pump go higher and maybe even stop because Putin will humiliate if possible Biden even more and stop those supply chains. But don't think this doesn't play into biden' hands? Let's see...electric cars....you already know the means to recharge those suckers. but forget that... the EV is going to limit American's movement. And that is what globalists desire. Demobilizing the populace because then, they are so much easier to control. Ev car restricts enough, no oil will make it even worse.

I'm waiting for Bidey Bye's little presser this afternoon.... Is he going to push for US boots on the ground? AND declare martial law? Restrict movement. All goals of globalists.

The ev car push is a joke...on those that actually believe it.

Oh...his presser is delayed another hour for potty time?

 

[TNHarley]

We shouldnt even be joking about that dude.
Its so fucking embarrassing

 

[Calypso Jones]

Stealing an election is one thing...stealing an election for an imbecile with onset alzheimers is catastrophic.

 

[Calypso Jones]

Media is pushing for our involvement. They're all globalists.
Not sure, but even Rush's replacements are pushing for involvement...can't tell yet but that's what it sounded like yesterday.

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

Biden Warns Russia That If They Don't Stop He Will Deploy Deadly Trans Admiral​

Biden Warns Russia That If They Don't Stop He Will Deploy Deadly Trans Admiral

WASHINGTON, D.C.—With Russia poised to tear through Eastern Europe with terrifying military power, Biden warned Putin that if he doesn't stop advancing his army, he will be forced to deploy his deadly trans admiral.

babylonbee.com

WASHINGTON, D.C.—With Russia poised to tear through Eastern Europe with terrifying military power, Biden warned Putin that if he doesn't stop advancing his army, he will be forced to deploy his deadly trans admiral.
"You think I'm joking, Vlad! I ain't messin' around here! You don't want me to use this!" said Biden to Putin in a Zoom call, motioning to a portrait of transgender admiral and Assistant HHS Secretary Admiral Rachel Levine. "This is the deadliest weapon the United States has ever produced, and I won't hesitate to use it on you! Watch out!"
Diversity and inclusion experts speculate the firepower in just one trans admiral is capable of leveling 3 Russian cities to the ground using the incredible destructive power of intersectional identity politics. Foreign policy experts believe Russia is outmatched by America's stunning diversity and inclusion capabilities and will soon be forced to surrender.
Sources say Ukrainian citizens will certainly sleep better tonight knowing the power of diversity is on their side.

Commentary:
The Babylon Bee, always right on point.
Hes a lot scarier than that Milley Vanilli, and the Woke Joint Chiefs.
Looks like zero military response is Brandon's choice.

Fake election.​

Fake virus.​

Fake vaccine.​

Fake climate emergency.​

Fake Brandon Junta succeeding in destroying the US.​

​

Ukraine paying the price.
Hah, Joey Biden will ground Vlad Putin from trading on the NYSE for at least a week for this one.

Bi-Den's War Memoirs, Me and My Emetic

Every time I see that creature I want to throw up. Having to live in a trench filled with my and other Marines' vomit would force our whole platoon to surrender. Well, at least it's better than the loser Pentagon's ideas on how to win wars.

 

[Calypso Jones]

 

[Calypso Jones]

Every time I see that creature I want to throw up. Having to live in a trench filled with my and other Marines' vomit would force our whole platoon to surrender. Well, at least it's better than the loser Pentagon's ideas on how to win wars.

The russians and ukraines alike will laugh themselves to death if we send our Woke Elite Fighting Troops to Ukraine.