Biden plays 4D chess with Hamas

[Votto]

4D Chess: Biden Offers The Palestinians $100 Million In Exchange For None Of The Hostages

TEL AVIV — In a stunning move sure to be taught at universities in politics and diplomacy classes for generations to come, President Joe Biden has brokered a deal to send $100 million of U.S. taxpayer money to the Palestinian Authority in exchange for none of the hostages currently being held by...

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4D Chess: Biden Offers The Palestinians $100 Million In Exchange For None Of The Hostages
POLITICS·Oct 19, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
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TEL AVIV — In a stunning move sure to be taught at universities in politics and diplomacy classes for generations to come, President Joe Biden has brokered a deal to send $100 million of U.S. taxpayer money to the Palestinian Authority in exchange for none of the hostages currently being held by Hamas.
"Here's the deal," Biden mumbled to the gathered media. "Nobody's ever done anything like this. We're going to send 100 million…billion trillion…100 thousand…all of the…the…100 million dollars to…to the…to the folks that…those folks there. Philistines. Planetfiends. Palestines. Palestinians. And in return, I have asked for none of the people being held hostage by Hamas to be released. I worked hard on this deal and held firm until they agreed to take it. I showed them who's boss. Marginzarfinabit…"
The deal, which was quickly agreed to by the Palestinian Authority, is believed to provide much-needed humanitarian relief to the Palestinian people by funding the purchase and assembly of more rockets, bombs, and small arms. "Our people are starving and thirsty," said Palestinian Authority spokesman Omar Hassan Bakalakadaka. "This influx of funding from the United States will go a long way toward paying for further violent acts to be perpetrated against Israeli civilians. Thank you, President Biden, and death to Israel."
Biden has promised the Palestinians he will authorize another $100 million after the first $100 million is spent, in exchange for nothing whatsoever.
At publishing time, the White House stressed that the administration was more than willing to take the Palestinian Authority at its word that none of the $100 million would be used for all of the things the Palestinian Authority always uses money for, such as weapons and horrific acts of terrorism.

 

[Votto]

The Babylon Bee?

I wouldn't use that as an source

Apologies.

It is satire, but it's not. It's real.

Democrats have now turned satire into reality.

The Swamp is just a circus now.

You either learn to laugh or cry.

The choice is yours.

 

[Donald H]

If the Zionist's army go in to slaughter every Palestinian who walks, relations between the US and the Arab world will become critical.

The US is there in the region with a show of strength that is probably not over-estimated for what is going to be needed to save the Zionist regime.

It seems obvious now that some provocation will be created that will justify in American minds that it's time to start the war against Iran. That has the potential off waking up the sleeping giants among the Brics.

Biden isn't left on his own to defuse the ugly situation being created. He needs to be seen as the figurehead who carries long awaited foreign policy concerning America's PNAC agenda that calls for the destruction of Iran.

It's still not a good time for that, with America's war against Russia showing no progress.

Or is it? Is this mischief by the apartheid regime designed to break the dam for the US in the Ukraine.

America sending 3 battle groups is not overkill for a sitruation that could turn very bad overnight!

 

[theHawk]

4D Chess: Biden Offers The Palestinians $100 Million In Exchange For None Of The Hostages

TEL AVIV — In a stunning move sure to be taught at universities in politics and diplomacy classes for generations to come, President Joe Biden has brokered a deal to send $100 million of U.S. taxpayer money to the Palestinian Authority in exchange for none of the hostages currently being held by...

babylonbee.com

4D Chess: Biden Offers The Palestinians $100 Million In Exchange For None Of The Hostages
POLITICS·Oct 19, 2023 · BabylonBee.com
Click here to view this article with reduced ads.

TEL AVIV — In a stunning move sure to be taught at universities in politics and diplomacy classes for generations to come, President Joe Biden has brokered a deal to send $100 million of U.S. taxpayer money to the Palestinian Authority in exchange for none of the hostages currently being held by Hamas.
"Here's the deal," Biden mumbled to the gathered media. "Nobody's ever done anything like this. We're going to send 100 million…billion trillion…100 thousand…all of the…the…100 million dollars to…to the…to the folks that…those folks there. Philistines. Planetfiends. Palestines. Palestinians. And in return, I have asked for none of the people being held hostage by Hamas to be released. I worked hard on this deal and held firm until they agreed to take it. I showed them who's boss. Marginzarfinabit…"
The deal, which was quickly agreed to by the Palestinian Authority, is believed to provide much-needed humanitarian relief to the Palestinian people by funding the purchase and assembly of more rockets, bombs, and small arms. "Our people are starving and thirsty," said Palestinian Authority spokesman Omar Hassan Bakalakadaka. "This influx of funding from the United States will go a long way toward paying for further violent acts to be perpetrated against Israeli civilians. Thank you, President Biden, and death to Israel."
Biden has promised the Palestinians he will authorize another $100 million after the first $100 million is spent, in exchange for nothing whatsoever.
At publishing time, the White House stressed that the administration was more than willing to take the Palestinian Authority at its word that none of the $100 million would be used for all of the things the Palestinian Authority always uses money for, such as weapons and horrific acts of terrorism.