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Biden Announces U.S. Surrender To Chinese Balloon
Biden Announces U.S. Surrender To Chinese Balloon
WORLD — In a surprise statement to the world from the White House Situation Room, President Biden has announced America's unconditional surrender to the Chinese Spy Balloon.
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WORLD — In a surprise statement to the world from the White House Situation Room, President Biden has announced America's unconditional surrender to the Chinese Spy Balloon.
"Listen, folks, it's over," said Biden as a single tear ran down his face. "We're outgunned here. There's no hope that we can match the awesome power of this giant balloon."
Biden's voice was drowned out by the dozens of weeping journalists gathered outside the room.
"I urge you all to hug your loved ones and embrace your children, for the end is near. God help us all," Biden finally said before signing off for the last time.
At publishing time, Americans had been urged by the administration to start learning Mandarin.
Commentary:
Why is that MAGA Republican AR-15s need to take on the government, but the Chinese only need a balloon?
The Chinese Spy Balloon is currently floating over our county reminding the world how utterly worthless and weak the Biden regime is.
The same exact people who call you a Putin puppet from daring to oppose over $100 billion to the Ukraine in a year - are perfectly fine with a Chinese Spy balloon over American soil.
But Not to worry ... If the China spy balloon flies over Ukraine the Biden regime will shoot it down in 5-seconds-flat.
In a recent TV appearance Baghdad Bob Mayorkas announced that U.S. Skies are secure.