Biden announces he has cancer

[theHawk]

Or did he mean dementia?



Maybe someone who speaks Bidenese can translate.

 

[TNHarley]

I was hoping for good news :/

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Mush brain

 

[Synthaholic]

Sorry losers.

 

[Natural Citizen]

Maybe someone who speaks Bidenese can translate.

 

[Natural Citizen]

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Sorry losers.

 

[Votto]

Or did he mean dementia?



Maybe someone who speaks Bidenese can translate.

Nope.

Cancer called and said they had certain standards Biden does not meet.

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

Sorry losers.

Congrats. He doesn't have cancer. Just advanced dementia. Give him the keys to the nukes.

 

[toobfreak]

Or did he mean dementia?

No, didn't Biden have cancer several years ago and need the front half of his brain removed?

It's called a Bidenectomy.

 

[Votto]

Congrats. He doesn't have cancer. Just advanced dementia. Give him the keys to the nukes.

That is why Kamala is the perfect choice as a replacement.

There is no brain there to deteriorate

Yes dear friends, as hard as it may be to fathom, we may miss Diaper Joe in the near future...........

 

[BackAgain]

No, didn't Biden have cancer several years ago and need the front half of his brain removed?

It's called a Bidenectomy.

He has had two brain operations. Both times they had to have qualified proctological surgeons.

 

[Votto]

He has two brain operations. Both times they had to have qualified proctological surgeons.

So during those brain operations, what went wrong?
Did they take too much of his brain or not enough?
I can see both as a problem

 

[BackAgain]

So during those brain operations, what went wrong?
Did they take too much of his brain or not enough?
I can see both as a problem

It may have been a hemorrhoid strangulation of the frontal lobe.

 

[toobfreak]

He has two brain operations. Both times they had to have qualified proctological surgeons.

That's the hard way of doing it, but it leaves no scars showing.

In through the ass, up through the colon, past the stomach and up the esophagus through the sinus into Biden's empty skull.

I think they did a movie about it, called The Incredibly Boring Voyage.

 

[Ordinary Guy]

He read the cue card wrong again, Biden is the cancer

 

[MAGA Macho Man]

Sorry losers.

Not buying it. Glenn Kessler linked to Joe Biden’s medical report from November 2021 in which it was documented that Biden “had several localized, non-melanoma skin cancers removed with Mohs surgery before he started his presidency.”

Keyword is “had” – the medical report said Biden “had cancers removed” – on Wednesday Biden said he HAS cancer – in the present tense.

 

[Synthaholic]

Trump has said that he lost the election, too. Did he misspeak? If so, is that proof of his dementia?

You people are desperate.

 

[Synthaholic]

You morons!

 

[MAGA Macho Man]

Trump has said that he lost the election, too. Did he misspeak?

He meant he lost the election through fraud which was the truth. The election was stolen.