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Taking a page from the unhinged Evangelicals, Hurricane Ian is God's punishment for electing Ron DeSantis, Rick Scott, Marco Rubio, and Matt Gaetz.
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Taking a page from the unhinged Evangelicals, Hurricane Ian is God's punishment for electing Ron DeSantis, Rick Scott, Marco Rubio, and Matt Gaetz.
DO NOT MOCK GOD'S WRATH!!!!!You are such a fucking shitstain. Vile human.
Cya.
Just wanted to point out that the term in your thread title should have been "Batten".Sorry bout that,
1. There will be flooding.
2. Lots of people won't make it.
3. Run if you have to too higher ground.
4. It will be devastating.
5. It will hurt much.
6. If you have a boat, get in it and head northwest.
7. That boat won't be there in a few hours if you halt.
8. Fine time for a long boat ride, and when you get back, maybe you can save a few folks.
9. Don't try to ride this one out, make your move now to safety!
10. This may be your final warning.
11. READ:
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Hurricane Ian Battering Florida As It Closes In On Florida Landfall Today | The Weather Channel
The very latest forecast information and current status of Hurricane Ian is here. - Articles from The Weather Channel | weather.comweather.com
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Hurricane Ian Battering Florida As It Closes In On Florida Landfall Today | The Weather Channel
The very latest forecast information and current status of Hurricane Ian is here. - Articles from The Weather Channel | weather.comweather.com
12. Ian is coming, and asume the worst is heading right at you.
13. As a side note, I am sure Trump, will be blamed.
Regards,
SirJamesofTexas
Those boats are just for show. No one knows how to pilot them. That's why they will be piled up (not neatly stacked) like cordwood when this thing is done.Sorry bout that,
1. There will be flooding.
2. Lots of people won't make it.
3. Run if you have to too higher ground.
4. It will be devastating.
5. It will hurt much.
6. If you have a boat, get in it and head northwest.
7. That boat won't be there in a few hours if you halt.
8. Fine time for a long boat ride, and when you get back, maybe you can save a few folks.
9. Don't try to ride this one out, make your move now to safety!
10. This may be your final warning.
11. READ:
![]()
Hurricane Ian Battering Florida As It Closes In On Florida Landfall Today | The Weather Channel
The very latest forecast information and current status of Hurricane Ian is here. - Articles from The Weather Channel | weather.comweather.com
![]()
Hurricane Ian Battering Florida As It Closes In On Florida Landfall Today | The Weather Channel
The very latest forecast information and current status of Hurricane Ian is here. - Articles from The Weather Channel | weather.comweather.com
12. Ian is coming, and asume the worst is heading right at you.
13. As a side note, I am sure Trump, will be blamed.
Regards,
SirJamesofTexas
God did mention "dwelling carelessly in the coastlands". Nothing wrong with living near the coasts, but be prepared for bad weather.DO NOT MOCK GOD'S WRATH!!!!!
Yes. A baton wouldn't secure those hatches.Batten down the hatches.
Maybe if you slipped it through the handles or played whack-a-mole with anyone opening the hatch...Yes. A baton wouldn't secure those hatches.
That could work.Maybe if you slipped it through the handles or played whack-a-mole with anyone opening the hatch...
Most of Florida's coast was developed without regard to the possibility of damaging storms. Maybe they'll do it right next time.Sorry bout that,
1. THE AFTERMATH!
READ:
2. I told you to run!
3. I told you to take shipping!
4. Lots didn't, listen.
Regards,
SirJamesofTexas
It is certainly possible to build a home that can withstand a very strong hurricane and even retain things like air conditioning and hot water while utilities are down. But, it's not cheap. A great deal of this debate - dealing with hurricanes at the coast line - is going to be made moot as sea levels rise and drive people inland. And I rather doubt that folks losing their homes and businesses to rising waters are likely to relocate themselves ten feet or a hundred feet or a thousand feet inland. They're going to move to South Dakota.Most of Florida's coast was developed without regard to the possibility of damaging storms. Maybe they'll do it right next time.
My cousin lives in southern Florida, in a concrete block house. Whenever there is a serious storm some of her friends wait it out in her house.
The coastal areas will be rebuilt, and people will still move there.It is certainly possible to build a home that can withstand a very strong hurricane and even retain things like air conditioning and hot water while utilities are down. But, it's not cheap. A great deal of this debate - dealing with hurricanes at the coast line - is going to be made moot as sea levels rise and drive people inland. And I rather doubt that folks losing their homes and businesses to rising waters are likely to relocate themselves ten feet or a hundred feet or a thousand feet inland. They're going to move to South Dakota.