Bannon arrested for contempt of soap!

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what congressional Republicans are calling an act of flagrant overreach by the Department of Justice, the former Donald Trump adviser Steve Bannon has been arrested for contempt of soap.​

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The basis for the arrest is a rarely enforced 1858 statute requiring White House employees to conform to minimal standards of hygiene during their tenure with the executive branch.​

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A defiant Bannon said that he would fight the federal government’s “outrageous” attempt to make him come into contact with soap and water, and declared that his avoidance of both was a life-style choice.​

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“You can lock me up but you can’t hose me down,” he thundered.​

Bannon Arrested for Contempt of Soap

“You can lock me up but you can’t hose me down,” the former Trump adviser thundered.

www.newyorker.com

 

[Manonthestreet]

 

[DrLove]

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This one ^ got into a fatal accident at Debunktion Junction.

 

[Votto]

Let's go Bannon!

 

[DrLove]

Let's go Bannon!

Did you know that Sloppy Steve was a Leninist? Charming huh??

 

[AzogtheDefiler]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what congressional Republicans are calling an act of flagrant overreach by the Department of Justice, the former Donald Trump adviser Steve Bannon has been arrested for contempt of soap.​

​

The basis for the arrest is a rarely enforced 1858 statute requiring White House employees to conform to minimal standards of hygiene during their tenure with the executive branch.​

​

A defiant Bannon said that he would fight the federal government’s “outrageous” attempt to make him come into contact with soap and water, and declared that his avoidance of both was a life-style choice.​

​

“You can lock me up but you can’t hose me down,” he thundered.​

Bannon Arrested for Contempt of Soap

“You can lock me up but you can’t hose me down,” the former Trump adviser thundered.

www.newyorker.com

The dude is an arrogant asshole. Period. End of story.

 

[Lastamender]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what congressional Republicans are calling an act of flagrant overreach by the Department of Justice, the former Donald Trump adviser Steve Bannon has been arrested for contempt of soap.​

​

The basis for the arrest is a rarely enforced 1858 statute requiring White House employees to conform to minimal standards of hygiene during their tenure with the executive branch.​

​

A defiant Bannon said that he would fight the federal government’s “outrageous” attempt to make him come into contact with soap and water, and declared that his avoidance of both was a life-style choice.​

​

“You can lock me up but you can’t hose me down,” he thundered.​

Bannon Arrested for Contempt of Soap

“You can lock me up but you can’t hose me down,” the former Trump adviser thundered.

www.newyorker.com

Your incestuous president seems to have contempt for toilet paper. He prefers to shit his pants. Is there a contempt charge in his future?

 

[DrLove]

The dude is an arrogant asshole. Period. End of story.

Sloppy Steve is one of the biggest assholes in human history.

 

[AzogtheDefiler]

Sloppy Steve is one of the biggest assholes in human history.

I would not go that far but he is certainly a dickhead. Human History has a lot of bad people in it.

 

[Lysistrata]

I was watching clips from an old soap opera on Youtube a few years ago in which there was a character for several years who was intended to be an unkempt-looking and dangerous ladies' man. The character was played by an exquisitely gorgeous young actor/model, who had to walk around even on his free time looking like hell until the studio gave him permission to shave occasionally. They never let him get as bad as Travis McMichael, though. A viewer recommended sheep-dip. I think of this when I see Bannon, who has no excuse that he is playing a movie role. Sheep-dip for Bannon! And perhaps a good scrubbing with steel wool.

 

[DrLove]

I would not go that far but he is certainly a dickhead. Human History has a lot of bad people in it.

Good point. There are definitely bigger, more arrogant assholes in human history, but Steve is up there. An honorable mention at least.

 

[DrLove]

I was watching clips from an old soap opera on Youtube a few years ago in which there was a character for several years who was intended to be an unkempt-looking and dangerous ladies' man. The character was played by an exquisitely gorgeous young actor/model, who had to walk around even on his free time looking like hell until the studio gave him permission to shave occasionally. They never let him get as bad as Travis McMichael, though. A viewer recommended sheep-dip. I think of this when I see Bannon, who has no excuse that he is playing a movie role. Sheep-dip for Bannon! And perhaps a good scrubbing with steel wool.

Sandblasting and a haircut would help for sure.

 

[Votto]

Did you know that Sloppy Steve was a Leninist? Charming huh??

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I just assumed that everyone at the Federal level was a Leninist.

 

[badbob85037]

Sloppy Steve is one of the biggest assholes in human history.

Do they call you Drlove because you run a Salty Peat parlor in San Francisco but went out of business because you ate all the profits?