Banning Landmines

[longly]

I wish I could install landmines around the perimeter of my property but I was advised by my attorney that is illegal. That brings up the valid issue of private property rights, but I won't discuss that here.
I inquired if warning signs claiming landmines were present would be illegal, if there are no mines there.
He laughed and told me he would research the issue and get back to me.

What you can do is place hidden sensors around your property to alert you when anybody has entered. They can be silenced so they give out no visible or audible warning to the intruder. You’ll just get a notice on your phone, and they’re not that expensive.

Now, I think this would be perfectly legal in Conservative states, but in others it might be considered a violation of privacy laws. It Would be wise to check local regulations before setting up hidden sensors.

 

[MostBoringManInTheWorld]

This reminds me of Heather Mills, Sir Paul McCartney's infamous second wife.