Back in the Day

[Darkwind]

Best "back in the day" memes and jokes...

 

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[Baron Von Murderpaws]

Hmmmm..........thats got me thinking now............

I survived -

Measles
Chicken Pox
Pneumonia
Toxic Liquid plastic in a tube, used to blow bubbles.
Red Dye #2.
The city spraying streets with DDT for mosquitoes.
Asbestos shingles on houses and ceiling tiles in schools.
Toxic hormones in red meat.
Chickens pumped full of borax and steroids.
Fish with mercury in it.
Nuclear meltdowns.
Playing in creeks, ponds, puddles, and streams.
Playing with wild animals.
Getting bit by a scorpion.
Not having to get shots after stepping on a rusty nail that went through my foot.
Literally walking 5 miles TO and FROM school......in the heat, the cold, the rain, the snow, and the dark, and once through a tornado for years.
Having to walk TO and FROM work for 3 years, at least 5 miles each way, because I didn't have money for a car.
Not one, not two, but THREE pulminary embolisms.
And a lifetime of all sorts of bug bites and stings.
Getting to and from work everyday without being killed by the ravenous, violently psychotic wanna-be mass murderers on the roads every single day.
And now, having to live through poverty, famine, and pestilence from the NaziKarens 4th Reich movement.


So yeah, I'm fucking doing just fine!!!

 

[Darkwind]