Australian Man Who Wrestled Gun Away From Terrorist Charged With Unlawful Firearm Possession
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA — A heroic man who bravely wrestled away a rifle from an Islamic terrorist during the deadly shooting at Bondi Beach on Sunday has been formally charged with the unlawful possession of a firearm.
babylonbee.com
15 Dec 2025
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA — A heroic man who bravely wrestled away a rifle from an Islamic terrorist during the deadly shooting at Bondi Beach on Sunday has been formally charged with the unlawful possession of a firearm.
"Rest assured, this man is going away for a long, long time," confirmed Police Commissioner Mal Lanyon. "No one breaks our gun laws and gets away with it. No one. We have him on video, dead to rights."
Authorities identified the man who illegally held a gun for three minutes as Ahmed Al Ahmed, a Syrian fruit shop owner who thought he was helping when he fought a terrorist and stole his gun away to protect the lives of innocent people. But what he didn't count on was for the entire ordeal to be caught on video.
Ahmed was reportedly shot multiple times during his altercation with the armed gunman and treated for his injuries at a nearby hospital. After waking up from surgery, he discovered he was handcuffed to his hospital bed. Shortly after, a police officer read him his rights.
"I see now that what I did was bad," Ahmed said. "I should never put lives in danger by touching a gun. Shame on me!"
At publishing time, Ahmed had been denied bail.
Commentary:
Aussies are pretty serious about gun laws down under. Their cops, 4 of which were present, were not sure about their authority to return fire to the terrorists, apparently due to the strict gun laws.
Then there's PM Albanese whose first reaction is to tighten gun laws even more from the anti-Semitic attack on the Jewish people celebrating Hanukkah.
Yet, once again the B.B. has scored a bullseye on two issues.. The rise of Anti-Semitism in Australia and the world and their draconian gun laws.
We must all remember that a government that treats it's citizens like serfs does not deserve to survive.
While acknowledging the horror and terror of this terrorist act in Australia, and recognizing that this is a satiric article, the similarity between police conduct that occurred both in Butler PA and Brown University seems striking.
Of course, the report that the police were aware of one shooter well before this. I can only conclude that being a Jew-hating jihadi is an acceptable argument for getting a waiver of the gun ban in Australia and soon in the U.K..