Yet we're not writing law here so that's irrelevant. Legally, you can define a human being as three-fifths of a person, so .... so much for legal technicalities to hide behind.
Too bad.
Wow, another idiot that thinks the fact that slaves were actually counted for establishing the number of representatives proves that they were less than human. The funny part of this is that it was the people that were, allegedly, opposed to slavery that insisted that they shouldn't count at all. (My guess is you would have been right there with those assholes.) If you don't believe me, read some history.
In fact I already know that history -- where do you think I came up wtih "three-fifths"? Out of my ass? How's that been working out for you?
I wouldn't have bothered to respond to your usual drivel but this is a rare occasion and warrants it:
That is--- mark the date and time here and you'd better sit down for this...
You are correct. 
I would indeed be with those "assholes" opposed to slavery.
Which .... kind of tells us more about you than me if you get my drift.
That said, the mere fact that you do not regard atheism as a religion in no way obligates other atheists to have the same belief, but feel free to keep claiming that me pointing out that some atheists insist on that designation proves I am delusional.
Since we're already here -- where does your linked organisation ever call itself a "religion" -- or any part of one?
Let's check it out, shall we?
On its front page the FCA (a few miles from where I grew up) describes itself thusly:
"A
community for atheists and Network of our local chapters"
Oopsie.
Under "Ordination" It describes its members as from "every race, ethnicity, age, and
creed"
Over to our intrepid reporter Dictionary.com again:
creed
[kreed]
noun
1.
any system, doctrine, or formula of religious belief, as of a denomination.
2.
any system or codification of belief or of opinion.
Oopsie again. This community seems to include all kinds of creeds, whereas a real "religion" IS a creed.
Leave us chek the FAQ then. That should tell us something.
>> Can atheism really have a church?
A church is defined as an association of people who share a particular belief system. So yes, a church of atheism can really exist. <<
"Church" in the sense of "community". Which is what Carla has been pointing out the entire time..
Not a "religion". Strike three.
But wait -- there's more. NOW how much would you pay....
The whole purpose of the FCA seems to be to ordain "ministers" who can conduct civil services such as marriages -- without the legal state heavy meddle of requiring some kind of OR as a qualifier.
In other words it's a way around faults of the law as practiced. A scheme to force the First Amendment to protect what it's writ to protect. The same legal system you put in a snake oil bottle and tried to sell as a "definition".
Perhaps you should try reading not only your own posts but your own links as well, before ass-uming they mean what you think they mean.
That's all. Dismissed.