and who wants a surgeon who didn't pass anatomy class?
You’re ridiculous if you think you know more about anatomy than an actual surgeon.
It’s not just knowing a slew of obscure factoids from whatever anatomy books you’ve read.
It’s knowing how to cut open people, how to respond to the unexpected, what to do under pressure.
As for nursing, I can say authoritatively that being a good nurse is 90% about practical experience and prioritization/common sense and 10% about the theory/book education from nursing school.
I have up to 30 patients on night shift.
Old demented people who are incontinent and trying to get out of bed.
A woman recently returned from the hospital for respiratory acidosis who will desat quick if her bipap mask doesn’t stay on.
A brittle diabetic on tube feeding in renal failure who refuses dialysis but also elects to remain full code.
Several patients who are so contracted that their entangled limbs press against each other enough to create gnarly pressure sores unless we remain vigilant with repositioning around the clock.
Recovering drug addicts who raise hell on the unit if they don’t get their PRN’s on the dot.
Emotional and demanding family memebers who show up once a month to assuage their guilt by harassing the poor CNAs about mom not having “fresh” ice water with unmelted ice at all times.
Pharmacy delivery that I have to drop everything for because there’s narcotics that got to be signed in and locked away immediately.
It’s not about knowing calculus or algebraic equations. We have to have a solid grasp of arithmetic and don’t have time to sit and parse out algebraic equations. Calculators exist.
It’s about having a broad education in anatomy, health and sciences that enables us to use our experience and common sense to know who to see first, what takes priority and how not to fall apart when everything happens all at once.
But, cheers on knowing how to calculate planetary movements, or whatever.