Ask me Anything. Really.

[dmp]

I mean it. Ask away.

 

[5stringJeff]

What is the average velocity of an airborne swallow?

 

[dilloduck]

and how did my son actually figured out the sound of one hand clapping?

 

[dmp]

What is the average velocity of an airborne swallow?

Before I answer - is this in relation to the Mile-High-Club?

 

[dmp]

and how did my son actually figured out the sound of one hand clapping?

Practice.

I'd guess one could 'clap' 'a' hand by closing it quickly upon itself. Think, waiving bye-bye to a child...fingers together, opening and closing.

 

[dilloduck]

Practice.

I'd guess one could 'clap' 'a' hand by closing it quickly upon itself. Think, waiving bye-bye to a child...fingers together, opening and closing.

Right you are-----I think he figured it out while getting a C in english .

 

[Dan]

Where can I find about $20,000 in the next year and a half?

 

[dmp]

Where can I find about $20,000 in the next year and a half?

My wife worked delivering newspapers at night - 12a-3a, she made $1000 per month. That'd give you 18K in 18months.

Do your income taxes right, and you'll pay almost 'zero' federal tax (depending on the miles you drive, etc).

 

[Dan]

Nice! 1000K/month would be friggin' awesome. Did she get that because she had to drive real far to deliver papers?

 

[dmp]

Nice! 1000K/month would be friggin' awesome. Did she get that because she had to drive real far to deliver papers?

She drove about 50? Miles per night - the furthest house being less than 10 miles from where we lived.

The pay was based 'per paper' generally. She delivered Investor's Business Daily, and WSJ most of the time.

 

[dmp]

anyone else??

 

[Mr. P]

This weeks winning lottery numbers in Georgia..Please.

 

[Fmr jarhead]

Howq much fun am I going to have over the next 2 weeks sitting on the beach in Hawaii?

(I'll check back in on the 10th of October to get the answer from you)

 

[dmp]

Howq much fun am I going to have over the next 2 weeks sitting on the beach in Hawaii?

(I'll check back in on the 10th of October to get the answer from you)

The beach will be fun - for awhile...you'll get bored after an hour or two of bikini-watching. There's a significant chance you'll not put on enough sunscreen and pay the price for your beach-laying-on, at night when you notice the burns.

Be safe - have fun!

 

[Zhukov]

How many fingers am I holding up?

 

[Mr. P]

Howq much fun am I going to have over the next 2 weeks sitting on the beach in Hawaii?

(I'll check back in on the 10th of October to get the answer from you)

Lots!!! Have fun, you DAWG!

 

[dmp]

How many fingers am I holding up?

Dunno - but you may wanna get out of their way.

 

[jimnyc]

I'm 36 years old. I smoke a pack and a half per day. I eat at McDonalds whenever I can. I love red meat. I rarely exercise, unless typing in the names of websites or clicking my mouse count. I don't drink unless I plan on getting wasted. I do this on friday nights, or every other friday night. I drink 3 cups of coffee per day and around 3-5 Snapple's at work. I have a bad temper. I have anxiety. I'm on daily meds for the anxiety. I don't have proper sleep patterns. My ass (just above it) still hurts and I believe it's infected. The Dr. said if this happened I would need a full operation at the hospital to completely remove my new found friend. My room is disgustingly filthy and I sleep there nightly. I am full of negativity, but far from suicidal, I prefer to live to make others miserable.

Till what age will I live?

 

[dmp]

You will live well into the "Information Age"

 

[dmp]

Oh my God, you actually told the truth!

That is not a question

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