As you get older and live alone

[Sunni Man]

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

And the Nigerian prince who needs your donation to get X out of trouble and reclaim his throne.

 

[Anomalism]

And the Nigerian prince who needs your donation to get X out of trouble and reclaim his throne.

What if you missed your chance at getting paid by a legit prince?

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

And the Nigerian prince who needs your donation to get X out of trouble and reclaim his throne.

What if you missed your chance at getting paid by a legit prince?

Does Prince Aladdin at Disney World count? Is he legit?

 

[ZZ PUPPS]

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"We have your back."

 

[Moonglow]

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I get those from the US....I usually always get ones that want to bury me from Pakistan.

 

[TNHarley]

And the Nigerian prince who needs your donation to get X out of trouble and reclaim his throne.

Luckily, that guy got caught

 

[task0778]

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I also get calls every day from somebody who wants to sell me auto maintenance insurance, and this is your final call to extend your warranty on a car you don't own any more. And here in Texas I still get calls for solar panels even though I already got them like 10 years ago when you could get a federal tax rebate. Then there's the people who want me to buy their Medicare Advantage plans, even though I'm retired military and Tricare gives me that for free. Or life insurance. Or anti-virus/malware protection for my PCs. Somebody is always trying to sell me something that I don't want or need.

 

[Cellblock2429]

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I also get calls every day from somebody who wants to sell me auto maintenance insurance, and this is your final call to extend your warranty on a car you don't own any more. And here in Texas I still get calls for solar panels even though I already got them like 10 years ago when you could get a federal tax rebate. Then there's the people who want me to buy their Medicare Advantage plans, even though I'm retired military and Tricare gives me that for free. Or life insurance. Or anti-virus/malware protection for my PCs. Somebody is always trying to sell me something that I don't want or need.

/—-/ Has the Social Security Department sworn out warrants for your arrest yet?

 

[task0778]

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I also get calls every day from somebody who wants to sell me auto maintenance insurance, and this is your final call to extend your warranty on a car you don't own any more. And here in Texas I still get calls for solar panels even though I already got them like 10 years ago when you could get a federal tax rebate. Then there's the people who want me to buy their Medicare Advantage plans, even though I'm retired military and Tricare gives me that for free. Or life insurance. Or anti-virus/malware protection for my PCs. Somebody is always trying to sell me something that I don't want or need.

/—-/ Has the Social Security Department sworn out warrants for your arrest yet?

Care to explain why they would want to arrest me? For what exactly? It's not like I'm hard to find, and I ain't doing anything that I haven't been doing for a number of years.

 

[evenflow1969]

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Join sport leagues or something. No one should be completely alone not healthy. I like living alone no one else's mess or horse shit to deal with.

 

[Votto]

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Damn it man! Accept the car warranty!

You may get tired of me calling all the time but I for damn sure get tired of calling!

 

[BasicHumanUnit]

If you're old and lonely....it's only because you don't have enough cash to afford a harem to keep you company

 

[BULLDOG]

Those calls are great entertainment. I sing to them, tell them about my surgery, invite them to church, ask if they can throw in a blowjob with the deal. They earn their $4,00 per hour when they call me.

 

[Unkotare]

Has anyone linked sealybobo to this thread yet?