toobfreak
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- Apr 29, 2017
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God help me I laughed out loud at this![]()
That is OK Sue, I'm glad you see the humor in this. I was only half-kidding though. I'm 6'6, about 335 pounds (they wanted me for linebacker in college) mostly muscle, and given the circumstances, I'm not above ripping a 12' church pew out from its bolts in the floor and beating a crowd of angry anti-ICERS with it to quell their enthusiasm for my parish.
If I belonged to a church in MN, I would be talking to the minister or priest right now about modifying the aisles so that each shelf in the pews holding little prayer books and stuff in front of you as you pray, or maybe the kneeling rests, could be released and used as a weapon by the parishioners to beat off attacks by crazed ICE-Karens driving maroon SUVs.
I'd be in the church day and night helping to design and effect the modifications myself.
The only way to win a war is to make your enemy pay so high a price for every wrong move that they dare never raise a weapon against you ever again.