Arrested for Meth, Turns out the Cops were *gasp* Wrong! It was Glaze from a Doughnut

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He was arrested for meth, but the crumbs in his car were Krispy Kreme doughnut glaze

Long story short. They pulled him over for a bullshit reason. Then wanted to search him. Found crumbs on the floor THAT THEY TESTED!

They did a roadside test and the Krispy Kreme doughnut glaze tested POSITIVE for Meth.

Heres what the cop said
"I recognized through my 11 years of training and experience as a law enforcement officer the substance to be some sort of narcotic," the officer wrote in her report.


Guy went to jail and everything

 

[IsaacNewton]

He was arrested for meth, but the crumbs in his car were Krispy Kreme doughnut glaze

Long story short. They pulled him over for a bullshit reason. Then wanted to search him. Found crumbs on the floor THAT THEY TESTED!

They did a roadside test and the Krispy Kreme doughnut glaze tested POSITIVE for Meth.

Heres what the cop said
"I recognized through my 11 years of training and experience as a law enforcement officer the substance to be some sort of narcotic," the officer wrote in her report.


Guy went to jail and everything

A cop, that doesn't recognize DOUGHNUT glaze? Is this even possible? I think every other cop is saying to him "come on man, even we don't buy this, doughnuts are our thing".

The entire department was seen heading to Krispy Kreme to 'sample' the glazed doughnuts as further investigation. Many were heard to say "oh yeah...that's as good as meth".

 

[Meathead]

Real barn-burner ya got there.

 

[ClosedCaption]

Real barn-burner ya got there.

Yeah faulty drug kits is no biggie

 

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I posted about this before...Same thing with Chocolate. Police making us safer from the dangers of doughnut glaze and chocolate sprinkles

Drug Test Kits Used By Police Count Everything as a Drug...Even Chocolate bars

 

[DarkFury]

I posted about this before...Same thing with Chocolate. Police making us safer from the dangers of doughnut glaze and chocolate sprinkles

Drug Test Kits Used By Police Count Everything as a Drug...Even Chocolate bars

To bad Dont Taz Me Bro started a very thread on this hours ago.
Guess he just beat you to it. Maybe he will merge them.

 

[Fenton Lum]

I posted about this before...Same thing with Chocolate. Police making us safer from the dangers of doughnut glaze and chocolate sprinkles

Drug Test Kits Used By Police Count Everything as a Drug...Even Chocolate bars

Private corporate prisons need to be running at full capacity at all times.

 

[Borillar]

Real barn-burner ya got there.

Yeah faulty drug kits is no biggie

Geez, I wonder how many people are sitting in prison now because of some bogus roadside test result.

 

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What's it matter if a cop can use a bullshit test and lock you up until a real test? Womp womp