Around the world 2 million people die from umbrella deaths? Really?

[2aguy]

I just saw this stat......2 million people around the world die from umbrella accidents......

Motorcyclist dies after freak accident with umbrella | Fox News

CEN reported that about 2 million people die worldwide in similar accidents involving umbrellas.

 

[blastoff]

And nothing but silence from those crackpots at the National Umbrella Association.