I'll call your bluff. I look forward to your evidence that proves a causal relationship between RF chips and cancer.
To date, about 2,000 of the so-called radio frequency identification, or RFID, devices have been implanted in humans worldwide, according to VeriChip Corp. The company, which sees a target market of 45 million Americans for its medical monitoring chips, insists the devices are safe, as does its parent company, Applied Digital Solutions, of Delray Beach, Fla.
"We stand by our implantable products which have been approved by the FDA and/or other U.S. regulatory authorities," Scott Silverman, VeriChip Corp. chairman and chief executive officer, said in a written response to AP questions.
The company was "not aware of any studies that have resulted in malignant tumors in laboratory rats, mice and certainly not dogs or cats," but he added that millions of domestic pets have been implanted with microchips, without reports of significant problems.
"In fact, for more than 15 years we have used our encapsulated glass transponders with FDA approved anti-migration caps and received no complaints regarding malignant tumors caused by our product."
The FDA also stands by its approval of the technology.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/09/08/AR2007090800997_pf.html
John Halamka, MD, an emergency-room doctor at Beth Israel Deaconess, has one of the chips implanted in the back of his right arm, between the elbow and the shoulder. An account of his impressions appears in the July 28 issue of The New England Journal of Medicine.
"A small amount of anesthetic is injected before the implantation is done, so the actual implant insertion feels just like receiving a vaccine -- a bit of pressure, not specific pain," Halamka writes WebMD in an email. "The chip has not had any impact on my self-image. I think of it as just another technology that provides practical value for me, such as my BlackBerry."
"If a chip could also serve as a GPS, reporting my location, or act as an emergency transponder, requesting rescue, I would definitely upgrade," he says.
http://www.webmd.com/news/20050727/chip-implants-better-care-privacy-scare?page=2
RFID chips are a good idea. RFID chips that can help locate people and objects are a better idea. RFID chips implanted in pets and people are the best idea of all. Let me illustrate how committed I am to this idea.
I have two children, a boy and a girl. When my son was born 12 years ago, the obstetrician asked within hours of his birth if I wanted to have him circumcised. This is a common practice for boys, so I didn't hesitate to say yes. Of course, it is a medical procedure, and in hindsight, I wish I'd thought about it for more than 35 seconds.
Now imagine a world where the doctor had, instead, asked me if I wanted my son "chipped." Here's how that conversation might have gone:
Doctor: "Mr. Ulanoff, it's a simple and virtually painless procedure."
Me: "You mean there's no cutting? No blood?"
Doctor: "Well, no. There is cutting and blood, but it's a small incision and there's very little blood."
Me: "Sounds like it'll hurt my son."
Doctor: "We use a local anesthetic, and the RFID implant will mean your child can be readily identified in the hospital."
Me: "What? Wait. Why would he need it here in the hospital? Are you telling me that babies have been stolen from here?"
Doctor: "Ahem. Er, no. But in the extremely unlikely event that your son is, uh, snatched, he would never make it through the hospital doors because his chip would be synced with your wrist bracelet. If your child left the building without you and your bracelet, which also has RFID, an alarm would sound."
Me: "Um, well, 'chipping' him seems kind of extreme for tracking him while he's in the hospital. I mean, he's only here a day and a half."
Doctor: "True, Mr. Ulanoff, but your son will benefit from the chip after he leaves the hospital, as will you and your wife. This RFID chip has GPS, a unique identifier, and near-field communication. There's even talk of adding credit card info when he turns 21, so he can shop by waving his arm over the check-out counter."—next: All that, in...my...son? >
Me: "All that, in...my...son?"
Doctor: "Yes. And with all of these technologies, you'll always know where your son is, where he's going, and what he's doing. You'll appreciate it even more when he becomes a teenager. If he tells you he's at his friend Chuck's house, you can look at a Web site and see if he's really there or if he's actually exiting a movie theater."
Me: "Seems a little like spying."
Doctor: "Trust me, Mr. Ulanoff. I have two teenage sons. Spying comes with the territory."
Me: "Who else will be able to 'see' my son?"
Doctor: "Only the people you choose [[and the Department of Homeland Security]]. You can block access to his unique ID. But if he can't be found, then you can, for example, register his ID number with the Department of Justice's Amber Alert program (
www.amberalert.gov) to help find him and bring him home."
Me: "Wow. So this can stay in his body for his whole life?"
Doctor: "Yes."
Me: "Won't it get infected or become uncomfortable?"
Doctor: "It's a medical-grade capsule, and it does not interact with surrounding tissue."
Me: "But, Doc, he can have it removed at any time, right?"
Doctor: "Yes, but I wouldn't recommend it. It's not easily removed, and the scar might be larger than you or he really want."
Me: "I don't know. I like the idea of knowing where he is. If he gets lost, this means I'll be able to find him. I remember being lost as a kid. It was so scary. I wandered around crying."
Doctor: "Uh, yes, Mr. Ulanoff, but let's remember that this is about your son. I need your permission. Keep in mind that 35 percent of today's children get the implant and most before the age of 2."
Me: "I guess we should."
Doctor: "Yes, it's probably a good idea. Think of how much harder this will be to do when your son is older."
Me: "Gotcha. Okay, put it in. Oh, and about the circumcision?"
Doctor: "Oh, Mr. Ulanoff, we stopped doing those years ago."
http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,28172176544,00.asp
Vasectomy: What to Expect
How is a vasectomy done?
A vasectomy is usually done in your doctor's office or in an outpatient surgery center. The operation takes about half an hour. You'll be awake during the procedure. Your doctor will give you a local anesthetic to numb your scrotum.
After you're numb, your doctor will cut a small opening (an incision) on one side of your scrotum and pull out part of the vas deferens on that side. You may feel some tugging and pulling. A small section of the vas deferens is removed. The ends of the vas deferens will be sealed by stitching them shut, by searing them shut with heat, or by using another method. Your doctor will then do the same thing on the other side.
Your doctor will close the 2 openings in your scrotum with stitches. After 3 to 10 days, the stitches will disappear by themselves.
http://familydoctor.org/online/famdocen/home/men/reproductive/195.html
Fake IDs critical and easy to get
To get the Social Security card he needed for his first job in America, all Francisco had to do was go to the flea market on Airline Drive and fork over $30 to a man who was selling them.
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/metropolitan/3502003.html
Border Street: Social Security numbers fuel fake dance with IRS
Between them, the Construction Worker and his Fast-Food Worker Wife worked five jobs last year using three different Social Security numbers. Two were fake. One for him. One for her. The third belonged to a U.S. citizen friend. Since the Construction Worker was using the friend's identification, he says it will be up to the friend to file income taxes.
http://www.rockymountainnews.com/news/2007/mar/12/bborder-streetb-social-security-numbers-fuel-irs/
The Identity Makers
In the age of terror, are the people who make fake identification documents for the Hispanic community noble public servants -- or national security risks?
Fake Social Security cards, like this one, cost $40 to $50 in the Mission.
http://www.sfweekly.com/photoGallery/index.php?id=319820&p=1
Woman Accused Of Using Fake Social Security Cards Under Arrest
Identity Theft Suspect Is In Country Illegally
Marta Dean, whose real name is Martha Bencoma Ramirez, is accused of using two invalid Social Security cards and of stealing the identity of a disabled man in Wheat Ridge.
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/7newsinvestigates/10496200/detail.html
20 locals accused of using fake Social Security cards
The investigation was complicated, Sink said, because many of those charged were also using fictitious names.
Of the 16 people arrested in St. Lucie County, 12 worked at Bates Plants, a nursery and landscaping business at 15001 W. Angle Road in Fort Pierce.
Most of them told investigators they were in the country illegally. Several said they bought the Social Security cards in West Palm Beach and paid between $40 to $150 for them, according to the reports.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1846647/posts
FOREIGNERS OBTAIN SOCIAL SECURITY ID WITH FAKE PAPERS
Tens of thousands of foreigners are illegally obtaining Social Security numbers by using fake documents, a typical first step to identity theft and other crimes, but federal officials still have not found a way to search immigration records to prevent the practice, federal investigators say.
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9505EFDC1538F933A15756C0A9649C8B63
Providence woman is charged with selling
fake immigration & Social Security cards
http://www.usdoj.gov/usao/ri/press_release/may2006/pensoy_calel.pdf
Suspected illegal immigrant accused of having fake Social Security number
HAMILTON — A Chinese man in the country illegally faces deportation and criminal charges after attempting to use a fake Social Security number to obtain a driver's license, according to the Butler County Sheriff's Office.
http://www.journal-news.com/n/content/oh/story/news/local/2008/01/30/hjn013108China.html
Ok, tonto. Your turn. This should be fun.