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You May Be Part of the Right Wing Conspiracy if ...
By Dave Weinbaum
February 25, 2005
You get nauseous every time Ted Kennedy speaks.
You get excited by our success in the War on Terror.
You think George Bush is smart.
You think Bush cleaned Gore's clock in three straight debates.
You think Bush won 2 out of 3 debates against Kerry.
You think Hillary is faking it.
You think there's a lib conspiracy bordering on racism against conservative blacks.
You think Condi has Presidential potential.
You think John Kerry is unfit for command.
You think there's a lib conspiracy against gay conservatives.
You think some libs in the press and Congress hate Bush more than they love their country.
You think having 5 Democratic elections in the Middle East and the Ukraine is progress.
You think most of the press has lib bias.
You think Ann Coulter is smart..and cute.
You think Israel has been the most solid ally of the USA during its' existence.
You think we should have gone after the terrorists in the 70's, at least in the 80's, MOST DEFINITELY IN THE 90'S.
You think Bill Clinton wasted much of his talent.
You think some libs would harm the country to get back power.
You are giddy the libs have chosen Howard "I HATE REPUBLICANS" Dean as their leader.
You think that the USA should NEVER defer to the UN when it comes to the country's defense.
You blame the terrorists for the unprovoked attacks on civilians, not us.
You think Hollywood is out of touch with most of America.
You realize that some of our allies voted against us in the UN because they were bought off.
You think part of SS should be privatized, the sooner the better.
You like being a Capitalist no matter that Ward Churchill may refer to you as a "little Eichman".
You like Rush, Sean and Bill, and even think Imus at times.
You think Joe Lieberman is in the wrong party.
You believe our soldiers are our heroes deserving our love, respect and gratitude.
You love living in the freedom of the USA.
You look forward to legitimate peace above all else.
You pray.
http://www.jewishworldreview.com/0205/weinbaum.php3
By Dave Weinbaum
February 25, 2005
You get nauseous every time Ted Kennedy speaks.
You get excited by our success in the War on Terror.
You think George Bush is smart.
You think Bush cleaned Gore's clock in three straight debates.
You think Bush won 2 out of 3 debates against Kerry.
You think Hillary is faking it.
You think there's a lib conspiracy bordering on racism against conservative blacks.
You think Condi has Presidential potential.
You think John Kerry is unfit for command.
You think there's a lib conspiracy against gay conservatives.
You think some libs in the press and Congress hate Bush more than they love their country.
You think having 5 Democratic elections in the Middle East and the Ukraine is progress.
You think most of the press has lib bias.
You think Ann Coulter is smart..and cute.
You think Israel has been the most solid ally of the USA during its' existence.
You think we should have gone after the terrorists in the 70's, at least in the 80's, MOST DEFINITELY IN THE 90'S.
You think Bill Clinton wasted much of his talent.
You think some libs would harm the country to get back power.
You are giddy the libs have chosen Howard "I HATE REPUBLICANS" Dean as their leader.
You think that the USA should NEVER defer to the UN when it comes to the country's defense.
You blame the terrorists for the unprovoked attacks on civilians, not us.
You think Hollywood is out of touch with most of America.
You realize that some of our allies voted against us in the UN because they were bought off.
You think part of SS should be privatized, the sooner the better.
You like being a Capitalist no matter that Ward Churchill may refer to you as a "little Eichman".
You like Rush, Sean and Bill, and even think Imus at times.
You think Joe Lieberman is in the wrong party.
You believe our soldiers are our heroes deserving our love, respect and gratitude.
You love living in the freedom of the USA.
You look forward to legitimate peace above all else.
You pray.
http://www.jewishworldreview.com/0205/weinbaum.php3
