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PALM BEACH, Fla. — "Are the Dodgers ruining baseball?" asked a reporter after winning yet another playoff game while making it look effortless.
“I don’t think so,” said Mark Walter, the Dodgers’ controlling owner.
"Let’s ask someone not wearing a Dodgers polo shirt," complained the reporter. "Are the Dodgers ruining baseball Rob?"
“I don’t agree with that,” said Rob Manfred, the commissioner of Major League Baseball. "They make a fine World Series winner year after year after year after year, and look, I am not wearing a Dodger polo shirt. There, end of story. Next question."
"But is spending a gazillion dollars more on a baseball team too much money and does it allow parity in MLB,", asked another reporter.
"I can assure you, money has nothing to do with the fact that the Dodgers have won the pennate the last 15 years straight. Now can we move forward with these questions instead of beating a dead horse with this line of questioning."
"But what a about the fact that the Dodgers spend more on the tarp covering their field than the Florida Marlins do on their entire team?", asked another reporter.
"Look!" barked the commissioner, "That is a damned fine tarp they have at Dodger stadium, so I think you owe them an apology for these rude and Un sportsman like kinds of questions."
"Thanks Commissioner", said Dodger owner Mark Walter.
"You're welcome son".
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