Are All Women Gay or Bi -- (but none Straight)?

If I see even as little as the top of a guy's butt cheek in the gym I wanna vomit.
 
If you've seen one butt cheek, you've seen them all. Lol. :p

I leg press 400lbs; my butt cheeks can crack a toothpick.

But can they crack a walnut? That's the real test of manliness. :D Or a beer can of course.

That's the downside of being so tight; I can't squeeze a walnut in.
Damn! Exposed for the failure I am!

Oh, so you're a tight ass?? :lol:

In every way.
But a pretty darn nice tight ass to those who deserve it; just ask everybody at the gym.
 
If you've seen one butt cheek, you've seen them all. Lol. :p

I leg press 400lbs; my butt cheeks can crack a toothpick.

But can they crack a walnut? That's the real test of manliness. :D Or a beer can of course.

That's the downside of being so tight; I can't squeeze a walnut in.
Damn! Exposed for the failure I am!

Oh, so you're a tight ass?? :lol:

In every way.
But a pretty darn nice tight ass to those who deserve it; just ask everybody at the gym.

Just ask you and you'll tell me? :D I hear you.
 
I leg press 400lbs; my butt cheeks can crack a toothpick.

But can they crack a walnut? That's the real test of manliness. :D Or a beer can of course.

That's the downside of being so tight; I can't squeeze a walnut in.
Damn! Exposed for the failure I am!

Oh, so you're a tight ass?? :lol:

In every way.
But a pretty darn nice tight ass to those who deserve it; just ask everybody at the gym.

Just ask you and you'll tell me? :D I hear you.

I actually once asked the front desk at the gym to post in the Men's Locker Room...
"All males must provide a 7 second warning before removing underwear in front of other males"
 
But can they crack a walnut? That's the real test of manliness. :D Or a beer can of course.

That's the downside of being so tight; I can't squeeze a walnut in.
Damn! Exposed for the failure I am!

Oh, so you're a tight ass?? :lol:

In every way.
But a pretty darn nice tight ass to those who deserve it; just ask everybody at the gym.

Just ask you and you'll tell me? :D I hear you.

I actually once asked the front desk at the gym to post in the Men's Locker Room...
"All males must provide a 7 second warning before removing underwear in front of other males"



Is it like golf, they have to yell out "four" so you know when the balls are coming? :lol:
 
That's the downside of being so tight; I can't squeeze a walnut in.
Damn! Exposed for the failure I am!

Oh, so you're a tight ass?? :lol:

In every way.
But a pretty darn nice tight ass to those who deserve it; just ask everybody at the gym.

Just ask you and you'll tell me? :D I hear you.

I actually once asked the front desk at the gym to post in the Men's Locker Room...
"All males must provide a 7 second warning before removing underwear in front of other males"



Is it like golf, they have to yell out "four" so you know when the balls are coming? :lol:

Four balls...do they even make pants for that?
 
Oh, so you're a tight ass?? :lol:

In every way.
But a pretty darn nice tight ass to those who deserve it; just ask everybody at the gym.

Just ask you and you'll tell me? :D I hear you.

I actually once asked the front desk at the gym to post in the Men's Locker Room...
"All males must provide a 7 second warning before removing underwear in front of other males"



Is it like golf, they have to yell out "four" so you know when the balls are coming? :lol:

Four balls...do they even make pants for that?

:dunno: Maybe "look out below" would be more appropriate?
 
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Don't matter to Uncle Ferd...

... he'll take `em just as dey are.
;)
Ah yes...

... there's Miss ChrisL...

... one o' Uncle Ferd's secret sweeties...

... Granny says, "Yea, like all his 'secret sweeties'...

... so secret - dey don't know it.":redface:
 
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I've seen many - doesn't say much for therapists huh? ;)

Some are good at asking the right questions. If you are ready to give yourself the answers it works. Most of them are bad at their profession and have predetermined views on outcomes.

Well, I was being funny.... I mean, I might need a therapist, but I don't think I need one because I posted something about women being gay or bi .... LOL! :)

It's your constant need for attention at your age that is more concerning I think. :) That is not a good sign. It is a red flag. A woman of your age should be confident and not worrying about "teenage" type issues that you seem to be concerned with. I'm not trying to be mean, honestly. If you behave this way in real life, you are more than likely a very annoying, clingy and neurotic person.

Hmmm I'll think about that. thanks Chris L :)
 
I've seen many - doesn't say much for therapists huh? ;)

Some are good at asking the right questions. If you are ready to give yourself the answers it works. Most of them are bad at their profession and have predetermined views on outcomes.

I think most of them just don't care - plus, it's their business to make money. What is their incentive to "help" you? Ultimately, you have to want to change and work at it.

Very true and usually the point you don't need a therapist.

Well right now it's free, but after the free sessions are up, I'll probably stop going. It's not to vent on someone neutral, but, work and change sound pretty boring.....and hard......
 
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